Swanson Quote Phone Cases - iPhone and Android

The quote "Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something" in an iPhone text bubble.

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I regret nothing. The end. -Ron Swanson

The wisest man in America

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for dark colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

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The quote, "Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets," on an iPhone text bubble.

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The quote, "Give me all of the bacon and eggs you have" in an iPhone text bubble.

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No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for light colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his distinguished looks, sure to bring joy to the fans of the show. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

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"I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves"

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for light colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for dark colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for light colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for dark colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for dark colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

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No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for light colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

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Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

Henry Swanson's my name and excitement's my game! Artwork and text © Eyz, 2016. Big Trouble in Little China © is a John Carpenter creation. All copyrights belong to their respective owners.

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for light colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

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No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for dark colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

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