Cannot Lie T-Shirts

Washington couldn't tell a lie. Nixon couldn't tell the truth. Trump can't tell the difference.

A decade later and it's back! I sold this design on tote bags at markets and shows in Florida, Michigan and Indiana before it made it to my Beanblossom account on Etsy. So many requests and I decided to bring it back, because WE SHOULD ALL BE READING BIG BOOKS! And little books. And whatever you want to read. JUST READ! I used to hand print every bag, but I'll let TeePublic do the work now! They are awesome!

I Like Big Bucks and I Cannot Lie

A decade later and it's back! I sold this design on tote bags at markets and shows in Florida, Michigan and Indiana before it made it to my Beanblossom account on Etsy. So many requests and I decided to bring it back, because WE SHOULD ALL BE READING BIG BOOKS! And little books. And whatever you want to read. JUST READ! I used to hand print every bag, but I'll let TeePublic do the work now! They are awesome! This is for the black text version. See also pink, orange and turquoise!

I Like Big Books And I Cannot Lie - Awesome chromatic typographic design for the book lover in your life!

I LIKE BIG BUCKS AND I CANNOT LIE

Show off your appreciation for BIG video games - particularly arcade machines, which tower over home video games in all their cabinet glory. plays off the famous 90s song "I Like Big Butts and I cannot lie" y Sir MixALot. The three games shown here include Allied Tank Attack (InJoy Motion), Dariusburst Another Chronicle (Taito) and Mach Storm (Bandai Namco).

BIG BOTS ROCK!

I like big boats and I cannot lie

It's true, I do like big books and I cannot lie. Its good to be book smart. Big books can be your friends. They can educate you, entertain you, talk to you and are great as a doorstop.

Awesome boat related pun for the sailor, fisherman or pirate in your life!

I like big butts and I cannot lie

Its good to be book smart. It's true, I do like big books and I cannot lie. Big books can be your friends. They can educate you, entertain you, talk to you and are great as a doorstop.

Pig Butts are delicious - aren't they. Have some fun with this fun foodie design and wear the tee to your vegetarian friends next dinner party

I like big rocks and I cannot lie

He knows best

I like big butts and I cannot lie

I like big books and I cannot lie

When it comes to females...GW knew what was up.

A decade later and it's back! I sold this design on tote bags at markets and shows in Florida, Michigan and Indiana before it made it to my Beanblossom account on Etsy. So many requests and I decided to bring it back, because WE SHOULD ALL BE READING BIG BOOKS! And little books. And whatever you want to read. JUST READ! I used to hand print every bag, but I'll let TeePublic do the work now! They are awesome! Available in Black, Pink, Orange and Turquoise texts. Look at my other listings for the other colors.

Yes - wear and use this proudly. Support you local pig farmer, butcher and the ample production of bacon.

I like big butts and I cannot lie

I like big boxes and I cannot lie

Vintage "I Like Black Cats And I Cannot Lie" funny, cute, and honnest quote design for black cat lovers

This design has drawn inspiration from "Martin Luther King Quote".

I Love Soap Puns I Cannot Lye Cute Pun features a cute bar of soap. Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute soap puns.

I Like Big Books & I Cannot Lie. Big books for all the reading lovers.

I Like Big Trees and I Cannot Lie

Made just for the biggest cruise-goers out there - this awesome and hilarious boating saying will be the hit of any boat ride. A perfect nautical saying to bring with you on the booze cruise! For any friends or family members who just cannot stop going on cruises - this is the perfect gift! For their birthday or for the holidays, they'll love wearing this funny cruise joke on their next adventure!

Cool catchy t-shirt design featuring cruise ship in the sea and "I like big boats and I cannot lie" caption.

This is a I Like Big Bucks And Cannot Lie design.

Playing on a previous shirt design while also playing on a famous lyric from an old rap song - In this case, I like BIG GAMES and I Cannot Lie. Arcade games are where you find games going big and generally its the biggest games that get played the most in arcades out there. So in terms of popularity, the public likes big games too!

I Like Big Books And I Cannot Lie

Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt. It is so big, she looks like, One of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, ya know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because, She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there. I mean gross, look. She's just so, black

Inspired by George Washington's inability to lie about his love for Halloween.