Rhyming Slang T-Shirts

So the Treacle is saying to the plate Alright me old China and the plate is saying back Blindin Treacle. It's a London or Londoner thing, you might get it if you are a Cockney or a Brit or English.

A host of Cockney rhyming slang (London) words and sayings, displayed on the flag of the United Kingdom, the Union Jack. Some of these terms have spread across the globe. Adam and Eve – believe, bees and honey – money, tea leaf – thief, Barnaby Rudge – Judge, dog and bone – phone, Frog and Toad, – road, jam-jar – car, and more

Ascot Races means Braces which to our friends over the pond means a Retainer for your teeth or the things that hold your trousers up, which are called suspenders in the US - very confusing. All cockneys will understand. Great gift for a Londoner or someone from London.

Gregor giraffe watches so many English soap operas that he's started speaking in cockney rhyming slang. He says "Are you having a giraffe?" meaning "are you having a laugh!" An ideal gift for ex-pat English Brits abroad and anyone who loves England, and especially the East End of London.

Gregor giraffe watches so many English soap operas that he's started speaking in cockney rhyming slang. He says "Are you having a giraffe?" meaning "are you having a laugh!" An ideal gift for ex-pat English Brits abroad and anyone who loves England, and especially the East End of London.

Lets get Brahms and Liszt means lets get pissed or drunk. Perfect gift for a Londoner, someone who loves London or someone who likes to get drunk or tipsy.

As inspired by the Crank Movies starring Jason Statham.

Christmas baubles spelling out a funny slogan to encourage seasonal fun or chase off those unwanted guests.

Some fruit sugar energy to help climb the stairs, fruit from Loubille, France. Apples and pears = stairs, cockney rhyming slang only found in the east end of London

Charlie Big Potatoes is a Cockney saying meaning someone who thinks they are great, a big man, a diamond geezer of London Town. The cockneys understand it, maybe a great gift for a Londoner or someone who loves London or Britain.

The great #seppoposting meme war of 2021, encapsulated in a hurried cash-in from a post I made using this logo design. Shameless? Yes. That's it, I don't have to justify myself.

Pearly Queen Cockney Girl London Design. For a Londoner who wants to be a Pearly Queen of England or Great Britain, but mainly for the East End.

Cream Crackered London Cockney Saying. So what does that mean, it means I'm tired in Londoner slang or Cockney rhyming slang - cream crackered = knackered = tired. Perfect for a londoner or diamond geezer or a cockney sparrow.

Wash Yer Mouth Out with Soap, no cockneys say Bob Hope. Its a Cockney Rhyming Slang design perfect for a Londoner or someone who loves England or slang.

A jolly giraffe is featured in this original 'ink and wash' sketch by brodyquixote, surrounded by a well known 'Cockney rhyming slang' phrase. "You havin' a giraffe?" is usually exclaimed when you can't believe what the other person is telling you. Cos giraffe is cockney rhyming slang for 'laugh'! An ideal design to raise a smile in any British ex-pat, or anyone with ties to the UK. We all know someone who uses that expression...day in, day out! ;-)

Fancy a Ruby Murray?

Cockney rhyming slang a Londoner will understand or a cockney born and bred. Perfect gift for someone who loves London, England or Telephones. Dog and Bone equals phone. Its and English thing.

So Londoners eat heaps of this delicacy. Pie, Mash and Liquor which is green gravy. A great gift for a Londoner, or someone who is cockney, someone who loves cockney rhyming slang or great britain.

Cockney Rhyming Slang ie. Cream Crackererd (Knackered), Jack Jones (On your own), Dickory Dock (Clock), Scotch Eggs (Legs), Treacle Tart (Sweetheart), Rosie Lee (Tea) and Jimmy Riddle (Piddle), etc.

Give us a tinkle on the old Johanna - it means please play the piano for us in Cockney Londoner Slang. Johanna equals Piano. A gift for a Londoner or someone who loves London or great british slang.

If you are a Londoner or a London fan or a Cockney Geezer, you might understand what this design means. It means lets get it done quick and before you know it Bobs Your Uncle and Fannys Your Aunt. A cockney gift or a londoner present.

This cockney rhyming slang design means Here Comes The Sun but in London or Londoner language it is Currant Bun. For cockneys, Londoners or lovers of all things British, a cockney geezer or a cockney sparrow.

Donkey's Years is an English idiom used to mean a very long time. Originated in the early 20th century, apparently as a pun on the long ears of a donkey. Cockney rhyming slang with years replacing ears.

Bangers and Mash is cockney rhyming slang for cash, money. Not really an idiom but definitely English slang.

So your up the duff, what's that mean? well if you speak Londoner or you are from London or maybe parts of England, it means you are pregnant, having a baby - Its a London thing for Cockneys.

Pearly King Cockney Londoner Design. For someone who wants to be a pearly king or a diamond geezer of London Town, a Londoner gift or someone from Great Britain, England or an English fan.

Are you telling me porkies?? - (are you telling me lies?) sounds far less accusatory doesn't it? So how about making it even nicer with making it a little more subtle! Let others know you are trained in the art of sniffing out lies with this design. (or if they have pork pies secreted somewhere .. you know about it) Also it's a bit weird too, making this design perfect for getting the attention you deserve! However you look at it, it's going to soften those difficult times. ok time to eat ..