Darwin Award T-Shirts

Death is not fun and is tragic, but accidental; often avoidable death can be poked fun at. This design is a combination of the satirical take on death as well as a statement about the social discussion of accidental, avoidable death. This clever design is for the comedian in you list of friends. You might be that friend to somebody else!

Give them the Darwin Merit Badge! They have earned it!! Say it with kindness...

Only the best of the best can win this award!

Bison are large wild animals frequently found in Yellowstone National Park. A silhouette of a tourist fleeing a charging bull warns: Do not pet the fluffy cows!

Holdeth Mine Own Ale

Criminally stupid t shirt design with a propeller beanie cap in a jail theme and blood splatter. This one is the prefect gift for your bestie, whom you like to degrade and insult. Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the derpiest of them all? sarcastic and silly.

There is no possible disadvantage to this shirt, or sticker, or mug, or pillow case, or wall art, or laptop cover, or whatever. Put it anywhere sheeple are doing stupid things. This design reminds sheeple to graduate from the school of hard knocks or get a Darwin award.