First World Curse Popcorn T-Shirts

Want to curse someone? Not sure the right way to do it? Try a first world curse! A great way to curse someone so they don’t get really hurt, but they do scream Why Me!? to the void. “I hope you get a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth for a week.”

Want to curse someone? Not sure the right way to do it? Try a first world curse! A great way to curse someone so they don’t get really hurt, but they do scream Why Me!? to the void. “I hope all your house plants die“

Want to curse someone? Not sure the right way to do it? Try a first world curse! A great way to curse someone so they don’t get really hurt, but they do scream Why Me!? to the void. “I hope the last season of your favorite show stinks.“

Want to curse someone? Not sure the right way to do it? Try a first world curse! A great way to curse someone so they don’t get really hurt, but they do scream Why Me!? to the void. “I hope your mom forgets your birthday.“

Want to curse someone? Not sure the right way to do it? Try a first world curse! A great way to curse someone so they don’t get really hurt, but they do scream Why Me!? to the void. “ I hope porch pirates steal all your packages.”

Want to curse someone? Not sure the right way to do it? Try a first world curse! A great way to curse someone so they don’t get really hurt, but they do scream Why Me!? to the void. “I hope you stay on hold with customer service forever.”

Want to curse someone? Not sure the right way to do it? Try a first world curse! A great way to curse someone so they don’t get really hurt, but they do scream Why Me!? to the void.”I hope your drive thru order is always wrong.”

Want to curse someone? Not sure the right way to do it? Try a first world curse! A great way to curse someone so they don’t get really hurt, but they do scream Why Me!? to the void. “I hope your charger is always unplugged from the wall.”

Want to curse someone? Not sure the right way to do it? Try a first world curse! A great way to curse someone so they don’t get really hurt, but they do scream Why Me!? to the void. “I hope your washing machine is constantly out of balance.”

Want to curse someone? Not sure the right way to do it? Try a first world curse! A great way to curse someone so they don’t get really hurt, but they do scream Why Me!? to the void. “I hope your phone forgets all your passwords.”

Want to curse someone? Not sure the right way to do it? Try a first world curse! A great way to curse someone so they don’t get really hurt, but they do scream Why Me!? to the void. “I hope you always flip the wrong switch first.”

Want to curse someone? Not sure the right way to do it? Try a first world curse! A great way to curse someone so they don’t get really hurt, but they do scream Why Me!? to the void. “I hope your counters are always sticky.”