Full Plate T-Shirts

You have more in common with a magic item laden knight than you thought. They have full plate armor, you have full plates of food. Basically the same thing. A great gift for the geek, nerd, pun lover in your life. For lovers of puns, magic, magical items, silly humor, rpg jokes, roleplaying games, and general nerdy humor.

Plate full of home made christmas gingerbread background

Introducing our heartwarming 'May Your Heart Be as Full as Your Plate' T-shirt design, a delightful reminder of the abundance and warmth of family and togetherness during special gatherings.

A digital illustration of the ever popular full English breakfast on a pale blue background.

Wrap yourself in warmth and style this Thanksgiving with our exclusive limited-edition teeshirt! 🍁 Whether you're feasting with family or giving thanks with friends, our cozy and festive design captures the essence of this special holiday.

Every advertisement tells us that our skin should be like velvet. Smooth. Silky. Thin... Wrong! Skin is meant to be covered with full plate gothic harness, not some cream, sunscreen or olive oil. Why? Because some cream, sunscreen or olive oil won't block sword slash. And how velvet soft your skin will be then? Be wise, go for the plate! Oh, and it beats sunscreen, you know...

Celestial Paladin

A beautiful plate makes your tummy rumble and mouth water. Food is delicious but I can't pronounce anything with my mouth full.

Idea for a D&D character. 2021.

„A knight there was, and what a gentleman, Who, from the moment that he first began to ride about the world, loved chivalry, truth, honour, freedom and all courtesy. Full worthy was he in his sovereign's war, and therein had he ridden, no man more, as well in Christendom as heathenesse, and honoured everywhere for worthiness.” So wrote Geoffrey Chaucer in his Canterbury Tales, and is there a better way to summarize a chivalric creed? To be a paragon of virtues, defender of the weak, to be an unbreakable symbol, that could be recognized even in lands beyond the horizon.

"„A knight there was, and what a gentleman, Who, from the moment that he first began to ride about the world, loved chivalry, truth, honour, freedom and all courtesy. Full worthy was he in his sovereign's war, and therein had he ridden, no man more, as well in Christendom as heathenesse, and honoured everywhere for worthiness.” So wrote Geoffrey Chaucer in his Canterbury Tales, and is there a better way to summarize a chivalric creed? To be a paragon of virtues, defender of the weak, to be an unbreakable symbol, that could be recognized even in lands beyond the horizon."

A ferret in full plate