Funny Funeral T-Shirts

2B or not 2B?

A hole in one...

A shirt that is *awful* to wear for a real funeral, but *perfect* for when you want to make people think you just came from one, and you're the absolute worst person ever! What fun!

Two fish in a fish bowl. The first fish says, “When I die I want a closed casket funeral”, the second fish says, “So, toilet seat down?, the second fish says, “Correct”.

A hearse is propelled by a group of Viking rowers at a Viking Funeral. A great and funny gift for those who love all things viking. Great and funny gift for a funeral director.

A young uniformed Scout is standing in front of a huge prepared wooden funeral pyre with a very dead HUGE Viking lying on it. A merit Badge handbook illustrated cover.

I'm dead inside coffin character

Funny Funeral Graphic You Can't Spell Funeral Without Fun

If you’re a funeral director, mortician, or death care industry worker — then this clever graphic design is just for you! It makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone who is into embalming, burial, cremation, undertaking, hearse driving, funeral home management, or the dead.

Mormon Funny Funeral Potatoes

lettering, sarcasm, humor.

Hey! Ever Seen Them Towing a Trailer Behind a Hearse? Guess Not! That’s because you can’t take it with you. A Funeral is The Last Haul for Worldly Possessions. Material goods are not what you think they are once you actually grow up. And they’re not how intelligent people keep score - even though it may seem funny there in the Sports Bar! Haaa! Makes a great T-shirt and you ought to see how cool it looks in an Acrylic Block on your desk. VivaChas!

From the episode "Selma's Choice" of The Simpsons.

horror and halloween art

My Funeral Director Loves Me and NOT Just for My Body - saying with coffin graphic. Great for the wife, husband, girlfriend or boyfriend of a future funeral director or Mortuary Science student.

If you’re a funeral director, mortician, or death care industry worker — then this clever graphic design is just for you! It makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone who is into embalming, burial, cremation, undertaking, hearse driving, funeral home management, or the dead.

Coffin Dancing Pallbearers meme Unisex t-shirt

I Put The Fun In Funeral / Humorous Slogan Design

I Have Two Titles, MOM and Funeral Director and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for a woman funeral director, mortician or mortuary science student. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder mom who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

I Have Two Titles, DAD and Funeral Director and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for a funeral director, mortician or mortuary science student who is a father. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder dad who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

Best dance ever for your funeral

Coffin Dance art crew shirts tees clothes

If you’re a funeral director, mortician, or death care industry worker — then this clever graphic design is just for you! It makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone who is into embalming, burial, cremation, undertaking, hearse driving, funeral home management, or the dead.

Wanna Ride? Great for a funeral coach driver, funeral director, mortuary science student or hearse owner. Fun for a hearse car club or car show. This hot-rod hearse drawing is perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor who loves hearses, funerals and cemeteries.

At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next

Walter Speech Spreading Donnie's Ashes at Funeral Funny Big Lebowski Quote

I'm dead inside

Add a touch of humor to your funeral plans with this quirky design. Featuring the text „At my funeral throw the bouquet off my casket into the crowd to find out who goes next,” this design is sure to elicit a chuckle or two. Perfect for those with a lighthearted approach to life, this design is available on a range of products including t-shirts, stickers, and phone cases. Grab yours today and bring a smile to everyone’s faces!

This is a funny gift idea for fans of Death Metal. It might be off color humor but it is still funny.

Add a touch of humor to your funeral plans with this quirky design. Featuring the text „At my funeral throw the bouquet off my casket into the crowd to find out who goes next,” this design is sure to elicit a chuckle or two. Perfect for those with a lighthearted approach to life, this design is available on a range of products including t-shirts, stickers, and phone cases. Grab yours today and bring a smile to everyone’s faces!

An old chicken couple visit with a funeral director to pre-plan their funeral

Funny design for our hard-working cemetery grounds crew and staff.

If you don't come to my funeral, i'm not coming to yours funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

If you don't come to my funeral, i'm not coming to yours funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

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