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Funny sayings T-shirt designs

Aren't you sick of hearing 'There's no 'I' in team'? Next time someone says it, just point at your shirt. A great comeback design from eBrush Design!

Before every game, me and the boys drop to a knee and get spiritual. We mention to God that he may have to supply the mercy, because it sure as hell won’t be coming from us.

A tribute the most skilled of hockey linguists. Players that have mastered the art of squeezing sick amounts of hockey slang into just a few sentences. To the lions of hockey lingo, from eBrush Design.

Yeah, I hit a fuzzy ball back and forth across a net. True, I don’t need any kind of pads or a helmet. But if you really want to see some astounding athletic ability and keenly honed skills, come watch me play tennis!

Look, I’m a hockey goalie. I know what it means to work hard. I know what it means to set your sights on a something and battle with your teammates towards that common purpose. It’s true. Everyone needs goals. But, my friend, you’re not going to find them here.

You’re the castle guard. You’ve got to be nasty, tough, and one of the best skaters on the team. If at first they don’t succeed, it’s probably because of you. You are a blueliner. You are a defenseman.

Soccer (Futbol) is in your heart and soul. It's in your blood. In fact, just below the surface of what you see standing before you, lurks nothing but pure soccer. A design for soccer lovers everywhere, from eBrush Design.

Come on. Really? No guilt of any kind? Really? Well, you know what they say . . . A Clear Conscience is Usually the Sign of a Bad Memory.

A tribute the most skilled of hockey linguists. Players that have mastered the art of squeezing sick amounts of hockey slang into just a few sentences. Here’s to the lions of hockey terms and lingo.

Mighty, mighty pleasin'. Pappy's corn squeezins'.

In the spirit of the beloved 'Dogs Playing Poker' paintings, we present the Hockey Critter Classic (Wilderness Smack-down). A charming gift design for young hockey players and fans, from eBrush Design.

Yeah, I hit a fuzzy ball back and forth across a net. True, I don’t need any kind of pads or a helmet. But if you really want to see some astounding athletic ability and keenly honed skills, come watch me play tennis!

Tie your skates. Shoot the puck. Score! What you talkin' 'bout, Willis? What's all that mean? Ah, you wouldn't understand. It's a hockey thing. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design

The incredible stench of a hockey bag full of reeking equipment. There's no greater insult. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design!

Honor the hockey mom. She's always there yelling for her boy and cheering him up after a tough loss. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design!

Show off your authority in the classroom with this teacher humor, "bro do you even lift" parody, class shirt! Let your students know you have a sense of humor BUT you are also very strict!

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Open a can of beer or receive some unexpected attention from your furry feline friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to cats or beer.

A seemingly simple phrase with a much deeper meaning. It’s what The Big Man used to say when he was saying goodbye to a friend. It’s a perfect, meaningful gift for wine lovers that want to send a message. Life is short. Just go ahead and order the good wine.

Come on boys. Time to pay the piper. It's Payday. I got a check for you. A simple statement of fact from eBrush Design.

The only recipe for a night of drinking. You drank too much! It's the morning after a wicked party and you know there's only one way out - the hair of the dog that bit you. Hangover help from eBrush Design!

Whether you’re into Ales or Lagers, crave a Pilsner, Wheat, Brown Ale, IPA, Bock, Porter or Stout, imported, domestic or a craft beer masterpiece, you have a special relationship with this blissful brew. Barley and hops are your lovers. You speak to your brew and it speaks through you. You, my friend, are The Beer Whisperer.

Golf is in your heart and soul. It’s on the links and in your blood. In fact, just below the surface of what you see standing before you, lurks nothing but a pure golfer. A design for golfers everywhere, from eBrush Design.

Baseball is in your heart and soul. It’s in your blood. In fact, just below the surface of what you see standing before you, lurks nothing but pure baseball. A design for baseball players everywhere, from eBrush Design.

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Turn on a baseball game or receive some unexpected kisses from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to baseball or dogs.

The Hockey Goalie. Go ahead. Bring it. Ain't nothing getting by him. He's a brick wall. The puck stops here!

The toughest job in all of sports? Is there anything tougher than being a hockey goalie parent? They know what I'm talking about. So, here's one for the Goalie Mom, the toughest job in all of sports.

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Open a can of beer or receive some unexpected attention from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to dogs or beer.

That's your boy out there. The weight of the world on his back every game. He's the goalie, the most important player out there. And good or bad, you’ve got his back.

They're a giving bunch, those hockey players. They give blood, freely and often. Show that you support the cause with the eBrush Design classic design.

You were blessed with great hockey talent, sick skills that both wow your teammates and devastate your opponents. But with that talent comes obligation. With Great Dangles Comes Great Responsibility.

Sometimes swimming fast can be achieved when there is something that pushes you! Swim Faster! Great for the swimmer on your swimming gift list! Keep Calm and Swim Faster Shark Swimmer Original by TeeCreations perfect for the swimmer on your gift list. Great for the swim mom, swim coach, swim dad, or of course the swimmer on your gift list. Yes, a shark will make you swim faster.

Surfin bird!

The pocket skeleton says "Eat, Drink, and Be Scary." This is a great gift idea for fans of Halloween

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Turn on a hockey game or receive some unexpected kisses from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to hockey or dogs.