Grip Grand T-Shirts

This is the album cover art from my debut album Welcome To Broakland, originally released in 2002. Original artwork by matthewehrmannart.com aka MPE. Rep your love of obscure underground hip-hop with this obscure graphic only the few will understand.

This is the Grip Grand logo if it cost 100x more. Rare fabrics, luxurious silk scarves, a bunch of mushrooms, strictly high-end fashion things. Support my music/art and look fancy while you do it.

This is a poster for a Grip Grand concert that did not happen! But it would have been great if it did. Original artwork by me, Grip Grand. Featuring the first appearance of my world famous Sharpee Shark™️. For lovers of concert posters, show posters, flyers, etc

This is the cover art from my 2018 album Outsider Art. Original collage by Grip Grand. Truly an undiscovered gem, this is the only hip-hop-covers album that is also a sample-source-material-covers album. Maybe the most slept-on thing I ever made. Go listen to the record, then cop the shirt! Features a woman sunbathing and looking through an open window onto greener pastures.

This is the cover art for my 2016 childrens’ album All Ages. Original artwork by me, Grip Grand. A hip-hop record for kids from 0-100, this is a shirt with sizes for the same. Enjoy.

This is the cover for my 2012 album ESAE (everyone sucks at everything) featuring an original painting by myself, Grip Grand. I do not know what it means. This is maybe my favorite of my own records. If I ever see you wearing this shirt, I’ll know you’re a real one. Salute 🫡

Masked Man original painting by Grip Grand, acrylic on paper, 2021. Masked vintage amateur wrestler portrait in luchador type wrestling mask, for fans of wrestling, ski masks, wrestling masks, vintage amateur wrestling and wrestlers

This is the original artwork for my much beloved DOOM remix album “GG DOOM! BUT HOW?” I designed and drew this myself, anywhere else you see it for sale it’s a bootleg of a bootleg. For metal face fans and grip fans alike. All hail DOOM

This is the cover art for my 2011 album REWINDER, original painting by Grip Grand (myself). A slept-on underground hip-hop record only a few will recognize when you’re wearing it, but that just makes it cooler.

“Jug Face” original artwork by Grip Grand, pen and ink on paper, 2020. A jug covered in hand-drawn cartoon faces from all over pop culture

Behind You! original illustration by Grip Grand, 2020. Digital illustration on found postcard photo, watch out for giant lizard monsters in the desert, tourist beware

‘’Dr. S” parody design by Grip Grand featuring Dr. Manhattan, from DC Comics’ “The Watchmen” by Alan Moore, drawing the “cool” S on his forehead

‘There Is No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism’ original digital illustration by Grip Grand. Your favorite fast food friends cannibalize each other in the name of profit. Educational fun for you and your anti-capitalist pals

Explanation? Exhortation? Depends where you put the punctuation! Punk/hardcore/metal/motorcycle vibes, but it’s just a thing I put on a shirt. For fans of hard times, hard crimes, fake bands, and weird sayings.

Explanation? Exhortation? Depends on where you put the punctuation. For fans of punk, hardcore, medieval script, and mixed messaging. Look tough and leave people guessing at the same time. It’s a win-win.

‘Blurst’ original artwork by Grip Grand, digital illustration on found advertisement, 2020. Alien woman and monster octopus cavort in the beautiful interior of a vintage muscle car, as seen in a found advertisement from the 1960’s. Monster girl puts on make up next to her octopus friend

This is the cover art for my second album, Brokelore, originally released in 2008. Original artwork designed by QUES. Show your love for an obscure underground hip-hop classic by throwing this on. Also known as the album with Poppin’ Pockets on it.

Betty Boom! original design by Grip Grand. American traditional tattoo drawing of classic Fleischer Studios cartoon legend Betty Boop as a big swinging ball & chain flail mace thing. That gal is a knockout, now show her in style.

‘Animal Lecture’ original artwork by Grip Grand, digital illustration on found photo featuring colorful monster students attending a lecture

‘my other car is a long conversation with an absent god’ bumper sticker design by Grip Grand, a fun gift for those pondering the existence of the divine or lack thereof. Atheist? Agnostic? Religious? Anti religious? This humorous slogan is confused about all of them. What does it mean? Even I don’t know.

Celebrate your love of vintage recording and playback devices with this tribute to the venerated Walkman. The best portable cassette player of its time, innumerable memories were made walking around playing tapes in your headphones. Pay tribute to a golden era with these vintage retro gems

"Child of God Curse of Man, Child of Man Curse of God” original design by Grip Grand. Orange lasagna cat/Big Eyes mashup parody. Weird wild stuff

Who among us has not? Self-diagnosing my aches, pains, and mental illnesses online is so much simpler than seeing a doctor! LOL this medicine stuff is easy. Sorry I missed your telephone call, text, message, notification, visit, or function, I was spiraling. Thanks, WebMD!

Do you have ADHD? Do you love hot dogs? Maybe some combo of the two? I’m the last one. Anyway, this design is for sausage lovers, mental health advocates, and everyone who appreciates wieners. Lighthearted humor for all ages. THIS VERSION IS FOR DARK COLORS! If you want a light-colored shirt, please use the other version of this design (see main gallery) with BLACK LETTERING

Do you have ADHD? Do you love hot dogs? Maybe some combo of the two? I’m the last one. Anyway, this design is for sausage lovers, mental health advocates, and everyone who appreciates wieners. Lighthearted humor for all ages.

“Heart Face” original artwork by Grip Grand, pen and ink on paper, 2020. Anatomical heart covered in hand-drawn cartoon faces, including classic characters from your favorite cartoons, comics, comic strips, and pop culture personas