John Crichton T-Shirts

Not fronted by many insane military commanders

Paying homage to John Crichtons favourite firearm

Farscape print featuring Moya, and John Crichton's iconic opening sequence quote: "a ship -- a living ship!" Makes a perfect gift (or self-gift) for fans of sci-fi, that puppets-in-space show, and Moya's loveable crew/family: Pilot, Crichton, Aeryn, Chiana, D'Argo, Rygel, Zhaan, and even Scorpius and Crais. Design by me, a fellow frelling nerd :)

Farscape - John & Aeryn

Every good fan of Farscape knows where this line comes from...

Farscape inspired t-shirt featuring one of John Crichton's most quotable quotes: "Welcome to the Federation Starship U.S.S. buttcrack!" Makes a perfect gift (or self-gift) for fans of sci-fi, that 'puppets-in-space' show, and Moya's loveable crew/family: Pilot, Crichton, Aeryn, Chiana, D'Argo, Rygel, Zhaan, and even Scorpius and Crais! Design by me, a fellow frelling nerd :)

Moya, Talyn, & Farscape One, flying in formation near a wormhole, in a halftone vector style.

You don't have pizza and margarita shooters

Farscape design featuring Moya, and one of John Crichton's most quotable quotes: "Welcome to the Federation Starship U.S.S. buttcrack!" Makes a perfect gift (or self-gift) for fans of sci-fi, that muppets-in-space show, and Moya's loveable crew/family: Pilot, Crichton, Aeryn, Chiana, D'Argo, Rygel, Zhaan, and even Scorpius and Crais. Design by me, a fellow frelling nerd :)

Everyone's favourite Peacekeeper, Aeryn Sun.

Fronted by many insane military commanders

Farscape shirt in a retro style, featuring Moya the Leviathan spaceship in flight, trailed by a vintage rainbow. Who doesn't love that living ship? Makes a perfect gift (or self-gift) for fans of sci-fi, that puppets-in-space show, and Moya's loveable crew/family: Pilot, Crichton, Aeryn, Chiana, D'Argo, Rygel, Zhaan, and even Scorpius and Crais. Design by me, a fellow frelling nerd :)

The original hunter of John Crichton, Crais, the insane military commander.

You don't have pizza and margarita shooters

Inspired by Farscape comes this John Crichton IASA Logo

Its Scorpius from Farscape! I wanted a hoodie for my birthday and so I made some artwork for him. He's wearing a crown because he's a badass. Show some love for this 15-year-old tv show. The only downside to this design is the font is white, so I wouldn't recommend printing on a white background.

Frell You!

The ultimate Diagnostic Repair Drone! He diagnoses! He Repairs! He even knows Tchaikovsky!

Fear Accompanies the Possibility of Death. Calm Shephers its Certainty.