Million Years T-Shirts

LOANA - 1 Million Years BC

Celebrating the discovery of a grisly archaelogical find just outside Hill Valley, California, that stumped scientists (and made local inventor Dr. Emmett Brown surprisingly jumpy).

During September 1919, Harry Sinclair restructured Sinclair Oil and Refining Corporation, Sinclair Gulf Corporation, and 26 other related entities into Sinclair Consolidated Oil Corporation. In 1932, this new entity was renamed Consolidated Oil Corporation. In 1943, it was renamed Sinclair Oil Corporation. Near the beginning of the Great Depression, Sinclair sold the remaining interest in its pipeline subsidiary to Standard Oil Company (Indiana) for US$72.5 million (Standard Oil had purchased a 50% interest in the pipeline subsidiary in 1921). With these funds, including an additional US$33.5 million from an additional common stock issue, Sinclair retired several promissory notes and prepared to weather the Depression.

I Havent Exaggerated In Like A Million Years is an overstatement over the top quote. An excessive statement so as to intensify the situation to make a point or an emphasis used to convey distress, happiness or blessing. Bring on the family angst! Do you love the humor and fun of unrealistic quotes? Do you love over the top statements? Exaggeration is such a natural behaviour, it can be fun to catch yourself or others doing! Make your day seem larger, more important, and better with this hilarious quote! ABOUT THE ART ©‎ ‎Reworked ‎‎24 ‎September ‎2023, ‏‎08:22:42 ‎12 ‎April ‎2014, ‏‎19:41:39 Tracey Harrington-Simpson

Raquel Welch

Funny rero 3d image with lizard

A tropical floral print design featuring Tyrannosaurus Rex, 65 million years in the making.

This designs is inspired by interstellar travel...

A fossil collector once looked at this magnificent design and spent millions of years telling his pals to get it. His favorite prehistoric animal has finally been made. This cool design isn't extinct anymore!

Takanashi Kiara-KFP

That Moment. When You asked me. Two million Years from yesterday. That is how long it will take me to realize how much I love You.

raquel welch 1 million art

Never forget. The mass extinction that wiped out the dinosaurs may have happened 65 million years ago, but another asteroid collision with our planet could happen again at any moment. This memorial tshirt will remind everyone of the amazing creatures that once roamed the earth without the internet or social media.

Collage Art

Fun design about a prehistoric anesthesiologist ready to anesthetize his cave patient.

I Havent Exaggerated In Like A Million Years is an overstatement over the top quote. An excessive statement so as to intensify the situation to make a point or an emphasis used to convey distress, happiness or blessing. Bring on the family angst! Do you love the humor and fun of unrealistic quotes? Do you love over the top statements? Exaggeration is such a natural behaviour, it can be fun to catch yourself or others doing! Make your day seem larger, more important, and better with this hilarious quote! ABOUT THE ART ©‎ ‎Reworked ‎‎24 ‎September ‎2023, ‏‎08:22:42 ‎12 ‎April ‎2014, ‏‎19:41:39 Tracey Harrington-Simpson

It took me 6 million years to look this good

Dive into the timeless beauty of Florida's natural springs with our "Florida Springs: estd. 20 million years ago" design. This captivating print features an enchanting Florida spring scene, complete with a Mama Manatee and her adorable child. It's a tribute to the breathtaking natural wonders found in Florida's springs. The subheading, "est. 20 million years ago," reminds us of the ancient origins of these remarkable aquatic ecosystems. Whether you've visited these springs or simply admire their beauty, wear this design to share your appreciation for the enduring allure of Florida's natural treasures.

I Havent Exaggerated In Like A Million Years is an overstatement over the top quote. An excessive statement so as to intensify the situation to make a point or an emphasis used to convey distress, happiness or blessing. Bring on the family angst! Do you love the humor and fun of unrealistic quotes? Do you love over the top statements? Exaggeration is such a natural behaviour, it can be fun to catch yourself or others doing! Make your day seem larger, more important, and better with this hilarious quote! ABOUT THE ART ©‎ ‎Reworked ‎‎24 ‎September ‎2023, ‏‎08:22:42 ‎12 ‎April ‎2014, ‏‎19:41:39 Tracey Harrington-Simpson

I Havent Exaggerated In Like A Million Years is an overstatement over the top quote. An excessive statement so as to intensify the situation to make a point or an emphasis used to convey distress, happiness or blessing. Bring on the family angst! Do you love the humor and fun of unrealistic quotes? Do you love over the top statements? Exaggeration is such a natural behaviour, it can be fun to catch yourself or others doing! Make your day seem larger, more important, and better with this hilarious quote! ABOUT THE ART ©‎ ‎Reworked ‎‎24 ‎September ‎2023, ‏‎08:22:42 ‎12 ‎April ‎2014, ‏‎19:41:39 Tracey Harrington-Simpson

Fossilized Ammonite Shells

Crash - Alternative Movie Poster

Dinosaur tracks from 113 million years ago uncovered due to severe drought conditions at Dinosaur Valley State Park vintage dinosaur footprints

Dinosaur tracks from 113 million years ago uncovered due to severe drought conditions at Dinosaur Valley State Park vintage dinosaur footprints

This original design shows the silhouette of the characters surrounded by a forest from the prehistoric era of the dinosaurs. This design is the perfect gift for anyone who loves science fiction movies with dinosaurs, friends, dad, mom, son, daughter, geeks, gamers, streamers, cosplayers, freaks, friends, family, sister, brother, uncles, aunts, boys, girls or anyone who loves dinosaurs.

Albert was a prehistoric animal just wanting to be loved and was thrilled that paleontologists named his species Albertosaurus. Every extinct reptile was jealous of Albert and will be for millions of years.

A tea party 65 million years in the making

We all hear words like million or billion on an almost daily basis. And I bet you can imagine one million. But have you ever stopped to wonder to imagine one billion? Can you even imagine. I bet you would be surprised. Surprise others with this inspiring yet depressing design or give it to a nerdy friend as a perfect gift!

Metaspriggina with seven pairs of gill arch thumb print of the jaw

Raquel Meets Andy: Hollywood Royalty and Andy Warhol's Style Raquel Meets Andy pays homage to the timeless beauty of the Hollywood legend, blending the vibrancy of Andy Warhol's signature style with the everlasting charisma of Raquel Welch.

Remember the Alamosaurus or the actual Alamo will be mad and so will paleontologists around the world. Give this fossil some herbivore love and don't wait a million years!

I'm not in danger I'm a danger. T-shirt For all

Digital design

Order this funny sarcastic Design exclusively on TeePublic. Regardless of which product you choose, the print is very high quality and very washable. Designs by MrPink07 are characterized by funny and creative product design - with the Funny Sayings designs you are guaranteed to stand out from the crowd. Order now only here!

Who hasn’t felt like the weekend is a million years away from today? This “Time Until Friday and Beer” dark t-shirt is an awesome idea for one of those days! But be careful, you might hear some giggles when you’re walking down the street as people pass by you!

Who hasn’t felt like the weekend is a million years away from today? This “Time Until Friday and Wine” t-shirt is an awesome idea for one of those days! But be careful, you might hear some giggles when you’re walking down the street as people pass by you!