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Minor Defense Force SEASON 2 is a “for-entertainment” media business featuring social media delivered, documentary-style videos of real people, in real situations. We focus primarily on the discovering, conversing and “meeting” with adults who engage in predatory behavior towards children. We define this behavior as “adults pursuing children for the expressed purpose of engaging in illegal sexual acts, illegal transporting, solicitation for illegal purposes and the pursuit of pornography featuring minors.” The people featured in our content are real people, having real conversations and the footage depicts true events. Each word, picture, video, call and ultimately “meeting” is recorded and then handed over to the appropriate authorities.

Minor Defense Force is a “for-entertainment” media business featuring social media delivered, documentary-style videos of real people, in real situations. We focus primarily on the discovering, conversing and “meeting” with adults who engage in predatory behavior towards children. We define this behavior as “adults pursuing children for the expressed purpose of engaging in illegal sexual acts, illegal transporting, solicitation for illegal purposes and the pursuit of pornography featuring minors.” The people featured in our content are real people, having real conversations and the footage depicts true events. Each word, picture, video, call and ultimately “meeting” is recorded and then handed over to the appropriate authorities.

Minor Defense Force is a “for-entertainment” media business featuring social media delivered, documentary-style videos of real people, in real situations. We focus primarily on the discovering, conversing and “meeting” with adults who engage in predatory behavior towards children. We define this behavior as “adults pursuing children for the expressed purpose of engaging in illegal sexual acts, illegal transporting, solicitation for illegal purposes and the pursuit of pornography featuring minors.” The people featured in our content are real people, having real conversations and the footage depicts true events. Each word, picture, video, call and ultimately “meeting” is recorded and then handed over to the appropriate authorities.

Minor Defense Force is a “for-entertainment” media business featuring social media delivered, documentary-style videos of real people, in real situations. We focus primarily on the discovering, conversing and “meeting” with adults who engage in predatory behavior towards children. We define this behavior as “adults pursuing children for the expressed purpose of engaging in illegal sexual acts, illegal transporting, solicitation for illegal purposes and the pursuit of pornography featuring minors.” The people featured in our content are real people, having real conversations and the footage depicts true events. Each word, picture, video, call and ultimately “meeting” is recorded and then handed over to the appropriate authorities.

When we're ready to have the cops called, it's always "Snowflakes"

This will probably look dumb tbh

Freeze Oops Grenade - Minor Defense Force

Freeze Emoji.. You're clearly lying.

From our fan favorite fake commercial parody, Punch Yourself in the Face! Minor Defense Force Compilation!

Minor Defense Force is a “for-entertainment” media business featuring social media delivered, documentary-style videos of real people, in real situations. We focus primarily on the discovering, conversing and “meeting” with adults who engage in predatory behavior towards children. We define this behavior as “adults pursuing children for the expressed purpose of engaging in illegal sexual acts, illegal transporting, solicitation for illegal purposes and the pursuit of pornography featuring minors.” The people featured in our content are real people, having real conversations and the footage depicts true events. Each word, picture, video, call and ultimately “meeting” is recorded and then handed over to the appropriate authorities.

Minor Defense Force is a “for-entertainment” media business featuring social media delivered, documentary-style videos of real people, in real situations. We focus primarily on the discovering, conversing and “meeting” with adults who engage in predatory behavior towards children. We define this behavior as “adults pursuing children for the expressed purpose of engaging in illegal sexual acts, illegal transporting, solicitation for illegal purposes and the pursuit of pornography featuring minors.” The people featured in our content are real people, having real conversations and the footage depicts true events. Each word, picture, video, call and ultimately “meeting” is recorded and then handed over to the appropriate authorities.

Minor Defense Force is a “for-entertainment” media business featuring social media delivered, documentary-style videos of real people, in real situations. We focus primarily on the discovering, conversing and “meeting” with adults who engage in predatory behavior towards children. We define this behavior as “adults pursuing children for the expressed purpose of engaging in illegal sexual acts, illegal transporting, solicitation for illegal purposes and the pursuit of pornography featuring minors.” The people featured in our content are real people, having real conversations and the footage depicts true events. Each word, picture, video, call and ultimately “meeting” is recorded and then handed over to the appropriate authorities.

From the Minor Defense Force Episode 18.