Mitch Hedberg Quote T-Shirts

Introverted But Willing To Discuss Mitch Hedberg

“I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don’t need a receipt for the donut. I give you the money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don’t need to’ bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a donut “ - Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)

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Mitch Hedberg "I'm Sick of Following My Dreams..."

“‘an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You should never see an ‘Escalator temporarily out of order’ sign, just ‘Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience’” - Mitch Hedburg (1968 - 2005)

Mitch Hedberg •2• Retro 90s Aesthetic Style Design

Mitch Hedberg •• Retro 90s Aesthetic Style Design

“This shirt is dry clean only which means… it’s dirty” - Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)

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god damn mitch was funny

Mitch Hedberg "Rice Is Great..."

Mitch Hedberg was taken from us far too early. A comedian with lines that were unpredictable and funny.

Mitch Hedberg is one of the all-time great comedians, particular at one-liners. This one I thought would make a good t-shirt, particularly for people who want to protest.

yeah

Mitch Hedberg "This Shirt is Dry Clean Only..."

Is a Hippopotamus a Hippopotamus...

A truck load of potatoes got dropped off and pringles was like "Fuck it chop em up"

"I Used to Do Drugs. I Still Do, But I Used To, Too." – A cheeky tribute to the legendary Mitch Hedberg and his timeless humor. This is a hilarious nod to the paradoxical wisdom of a comedy genius. This design isn't promoting any lifestyle choices; it's about celebrating the comedic brilliance of Mitch Hedberg and his ability to find humor in life's contradictions. It's for those who understand that laughter is the best medicine, even if it comes with a side of irony.

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"I Used to Do Drugs. I Still Do, But I Used To, Too." – A cheeky tribute to the legendary Mitch Hedberg and his timeless humor. This is a hilarious nod to the paradoxical wisdom of a comedy genius. This design isn't promoting any lifestyle choices; it's about celebrating the comedic brilliance of Mitch Hedberg and his ability to find humor in life's contradictions. It's for those who understand that laughter is the best medicine, even if it comes with a side of irony.

‘The fly was very close to being called a ‘land’ because that’s what it does half the time” - Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005) Complete with printed fly as a full-stop (period)

A possum comedian with a modified Mitch Hedberg joke.

A possum comedian with a modified Mitch Hedberg joke.

A possum comedian with a modified Mitch Hedberg joke.