Old Relationship T-Shirts

digital drawing

love...

you can't do it in one push, you gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over

my favourite sport is fantasizing about my unrealistic relationship expectations

the kiss under the starry night

Me: Hello darkness my old friend - Darkness: I have a girlfriend. A satirical look at a message conversation between someone and darkness.

This communication sarcastic comic T-shirt is perfect for those who love to communicate, but just don't seem to get it right! This shirt features a hilarious comic of a person trying to communicate, but just not getting it right. If you love to communicate, but just can't seem to get it right, then this shirt is perfect for you!

Skull love dead design traditional Tattoo style

old love simple of rome

I can't wait to destroy this relationship too

Antique Wooden Horse

Me: Hello darkness my old friend - Darkness: I have a boyfriend. A satirical look at a message conversation between someone and darkness.

Me: Hello darkness my old friend - Darkness: I'm in a relationship. A satirical look at a message conversation between someone and darkness.

This sentiment's got us aging like fine wine! Grab your walker and let's shuffle into eternity together!

My other boyfriend is hung like a horse - Never stop dreaming

The ultimate spooky couples goals, the Addams. These two are so madly in love that not even death could part them.

The ultimate spooky couples goals, the Addams. These two are so madly in love that not even death could part them.

You can say their names three times nothing crazy will happen, it's the Maitlands! Even Beetlejucie is intimidated by their love. These two are do dang cute together and you can really tell how much they love and admire one another.

You can say their names three times nothing crazy will happen, it's the Maitlands! Even Beetlejucie is intimidated by their love. These two are do dang cute together and you can really tell how much they love and admire one another.

Love Forever Hand Symbol Costume Gift

Makes a great gift for anyone given to nurses, geriatric nurses, and caregivers. A funny design on the current relationship status. The life partners are happy.

Growing mOLD together

Let that special someone know how much you enjoy 'groovin' with them.

This design is perfect for anyone who embraces body positivity and humor. Featuring an old fashioned image of a man and the phrase "If she doesn't appreciate the dad bod, then she doesn't deserve the dad rod," this design is both cheeky and fun. The message is clear: anyone who can't appreciate a dad bod is missing out on something great! Whether you're looking for a gift for Father's Day, an anniversary, or a birthday, this design is sure to put a smile on the face of any man who loves his dad bod. So embrace your body and your sense of humor with this unique and playful design!

Illustration of silhouetted figures with a sword.

"Jean-Étienne Liotard - La Liseuse 1746" unveils a captivating portrait by the Swiss-French artist Jean-Étienne Liotard. This masterpiece, painted in 1746, depicts a woman engrossed in reading, her attention fully absorbed by the book in her hands. Liotard's meticulous attention to detail and subtle use of light and shadow bring the scene to life, capturing the quiet intensity of the reader's concentration. Through his skilled brushwork and keen observation, Liotard invites viewers into a moment of introspection and intellectual pursuit, making "La Liseuse" a timeless testament to the power of literature and the beauty of quiet contemplation.

If you're a veteran of knob and tube or you have agonized over saving hardwood floors you know the love and agony of a money pit antique or vintage house!

inspired by Taylor's 'all too well'

When you see your ex in public

Write me a letter

Only you

Any renovator, old house lover, preservationist, or flipper knows that DIY and old houses make for a complicated relationship. Give this to your favorite renovation enthusiast and they'll get it.

*Forever Young plays in the background* "Just trying to die young as late as possible."

For the crazy cat lady in your life.

Vintage Four Heart Costume Gift

Showing love to all hot grandmas