Over The Hill T-Shirts

Arthur Schopenhauer was a German philosopher. He is best known for his 1818 work The World as Will and Representation (expanded in 1844), wherein he characterizes the phenomenal world as the product of a blind and insatiable metaphysical will. Though his work failed to garner substantial attention during his life, Schopenhauer has had a posthumous impact across various disciplines, including philosophy, literature, and science. His writing on aesthetics, morality, and psychology influenced thinkers and artists throughout the 19th and 20th centuries. (Wikipedia)

Age is a state of mind. Wait, what was I going to say?

Awesome design featuring the Grim Reaper grabbing a tombstone that says "LOL". It includes a quote that says "Better over the hill than under it".

Distressed Asset T Shirt Gift For Retiree

Fun design for an old goat (old man). A beautifully illustrated goat stands next to the words, "old goat." A great gift for an older gentleman or a funny birthday gift for a friend or loved one who is getting up there in age.

Don’t piss me off I have reached that age where a life sentence is not much of a deterrent

Funny Grandma Walton wishes you a Happy Birthday, from the 1970's television series, The Waltons.

Wishful thinker

Ideal funny gift for an older man or woman or for someone who's old before their years. Perfect for Father's Day or for a grandparent or older friend. Great Christmas gift, milestone birthday gift, retirement gift or an anniversary gift for your husband.

The grumpy guy is looking straight at you. Don’t mess with him!

40th birthday!

Be the Brooke Davis of Whatever You Do

Gets hard to shoot straight after a while...

this is the perfect gift for a birthday, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day or just an unexpected surprise.

Great birthday gift!

The grumpy old man is watching you, kid!

Grumpy gramps cartoon man is watching you, kid!

A bunch of seniors float around in a Florida Condo swimming pool floating on Noodles while they talk about health issues and what they are going to eat at the Early Bird Special. Great gift for seniors living the snow bird seniors life in the south and Florida.

Merry Christmas from the Cretaceous! Copyright 2018 Kristen O’Keefe. All rights reserved. All images property of Kristen O’Keefe and are protected by copyright law. Resale, downloading, reproducing, printing, and comping of these images is illegal without permission of the artist.

Child of the 80s

He may be a geezer, but he's still an alright dude!

This 85th Birthday Gift Idea with a Speed Limit 85 Sign makes a Funny Gag Meme shirt for Grandpa and Dads.

Back when I was your age, I . . . Yeah, we’ve all said it. But shucks, it was true! Football, basketball, baseball, fishing, or with the ladies, I was awesome. And with each passing year, I was even more awesome. In fact, the older I get, the better I was.

Enjoy these gifts for your favorite Old Fart. Look great in this Old Fart T Shirt, Old Fart Sweatshirt, Old Fart Hoodie, Old Fart Tee Shirt and drinking from your Old Fart Mug.

Perfect for every possible incarnation of the curmudgeon, be it crusty, cranky, grouchy, surly, extra salty, or good ol’ grumpy old man. While it's true that he may come off as bad-tempered, difficult and cantankerous. But trust me when I tell you that a curmudgeon is an independently thinking, extremely idealistic, rational, realist. It’s true, he doesn't suffer fools gladly. However, he is actually a deeply caring individual that chooses to deliver his wishes and opinions in a terse, no-nonsense manner.

Funny sarcastic comments that will make you and your friends laugh at each other and themselves. Best sarcasm sayings are fun to share.

Hank Williams - The Ultimate Country Collection

Keep calm I'm only 40 40th birthday shirt

Funny grim reaper, angel, death, vintage, retronovelty, vintage, retro, classic, vintage illustration, classic image, people, animal, artwork, antique, novelty image,

If there's a sweet spot, you know, where the very vibrations of life itself resonate madly within your body and soul, I suspect my parent's generation were raised to believe that it will be magically enjoyed at age 29. My mom's been [suspiciously] 29 for I don't know how many years now. Although, she's developed an accompanying wink with that claim lately, I think partly because there are outwardly signs silently refunding her assertion. Never-the-less, age is upon us all. I'm going to brave the critics and dare to change our generation's position just slightly on that benchmark, toward something just a hint healthier. Let's just say [about the age 29] "You don't have to get old, but you can't stay here..."

You have a right to be a grumpy old man when you’re 85. Good gift for an old guy with a sense of humor.

Sir Francis Bacon has been called the father of empiricism. This groovy portrait of him accompanies one of his well-known quotes. "...old age is always 15 years older than I am."

Limited 1989 30 Years Old Birthday 30th Edition 2019

this is the perfect gift for a birthday, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day or just an unexpected surprise.

You used to turn some heads, girl. You looked awesome and felt awesome, too. But now there’s the mood swings, the hot flashes. Menopause. But hey! You’re still hot. It just comes in flashes now. Funny sayings about menopause aren’t in large demand, but you’ve found one here.