Over The Hill T-Shirts

this is the perfect gift for a birthday, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day or just an unexpected surprise.

Great funny retirement or birthday shirt for the old man or lady who still has their vinyl record collection and record player. Retro vintage graphic vinyl record Rock and Roll I'm not Old I'm Classic funny. For the Vintage car lover and music fan, perfect for retirement or 40th, 50th 60th Birthday.

The phrase 'I'm not old, I'm a Classic' playfully challenges the notion of age, celebrating the wisdom, grace, and enduring appeal that come with the passage of time. It's a confident statement that embraces the beauty of a vintage soul while radiating a positive attitude.

Made in the 90's 1990's Kid Funny Vintage Retro Birthday

This 60th Birthday Gift Idea Speed Limit 60 makes a Funny Gag Meme shirt for Theme Birthday Party for a Funny Traffic Sign Grandpa shirt.

Middle-raged is middle-aged with attitude. The perfect gift for the person turning 50 in your life.

The grumpy git is looking straight at you. Don’t mess with him!

Welcome to the whimsical world of aging, where every day is an adventure in discovering new surprises from our trusty bodies! Our "Getting Older Is Just One Body Part After Another Saying, 'Ha Ha, You Think That's Bad? WATCH THIS!!!'" shirt is the perfect way to embrace the hilarity of the aging process with both humor and style. This delightful garment is not just a piece of clothing; it's a badge of honor for those who can laugh in the face of time.

White males of a certain age

You have a right to be a grumpy old man when you’re 75. Good gift for an old guy with a sense of humor.

You're not old, you're just a classic collector's item! Show the world this Baby Boomer is sought-after and in excellent condition with this funny design featuring a reel-to-reel player.

Fun defensive cane senior citizen martial arts logo

70. Birthday Golfing Design that reads: "At 70 This Golfer Is Not Over The Hill I'm On The Back Nine". That's just right for a Golfer who just turned 70.

80. Birthday Golfing Design that reads: "At 80 This Golfer Is Not Over The Hill I'm On The Back Nine". That's just right for a Golfer who just turned 80.

50. Birthday Golfing Design that reads: "At 50 This Golfer Is Not Over The Hill I'm On The Back Nine". That's just right for a Golfer who just turned 50.

60. Birthday Golfing Design that reads: "At 60 This Golfer Is Not Over The Hill I'm On The Back Nine". That's just right for a Golfer who just turned 60.

Perfect for every possible incarnation of the curmudgeon, be it crusty, cranky, grouchy, surly, extra salty, or good ol’ grumpy old man. While it's true that he may come off as bad-tempered, difficult and cantankerous. But trust me when I tell you that a curmudgeon is an independently thinking, extremely idealistic, rational, realist. It’s true, he doesn't suffer fools gladly. However, he is actually a deeply caring individual that chooses to deliver his wishes and opinions in a terse, no-nonsense manner.

Over the age of 29? Pushing 40 or 80, this shirt is totes accurate

For the grumpy old guy who has since gone on to retirement. Good gift for older man with a sense of humor.

Ageing hippie design with flower power guitar

If you were born and bred in Ireland and if you love your home town and country then order now this awesome Irish gift idea and wear with pride. It's a perfect illustration for those who want to give someone they know and love a birthday or Holiday gift.

Know someone with that special over-the-hill birthday?

Tough and rugged. The mountain bike is the king of punishment in the bicycle world. Ride in style with these retro colors and vintage designs. Jump the moon, or freeride your way though a slopestyle course.

Vintage

You don’t look any older. Why say you are?

If you were born and bred in Poland and if you love your home town and country then order now this awesome Polish gift idea and wear with pride. It's a perfect illustration for those who want to give someone they know and love a birthday or Holiday gift.

This is a funny design for a grandfather or any other grouchy old geezer in your life. Or for yourself if you are a proud of being a curmudgeon.

You have a right to be a grumpy old man when you’re 70. Good gift for an old guy with a sense of humor.

Back when I was your age, I . . . Yeah, we’ve all said it. But shucks, it was true! Football, basketball, baseball, fishing, or with the ladies, I was awesome. And with each passing year, I was even more awesome. In fact, the older I get, the better I was.

The 80's were just, like ten years ago right? No??? Well maybe the 90's were like, you know, like, 10 years ago? Wait, what? They were 30 and 20 years ago? I am old! Psych! LOL if you need a gift for that friend born in the 80's, in middle school in the 90's, this is it! 80's babes were born to be awesome. Heck, it was our decade that coined the phrase "totally awesome." So yeah, we also had "gag me with a spoon" but we were babies then, we didn't mean it literally, we weren't into choking on our Smurfberry Crunch.

Hank Williams

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Some nice phrases set in dynamic typography.

If you were born and bred in Italy and if you love your home town and country then order now this awesome Italian gift idea and wear with pride. It's a perfect illustration for those who want to give someone they know and love a birthday or Holiday gift.

So perfect it hurts? Aged to Perfection with the P turned the wrong way.

If you were born and bred in Mexico and if you love your home town and country then order now this awesome Mexican gift idea and wear with pride. It's a perfect illustration for those who want to give someone they know and love a birthday or Holiday gift.