Possum Puns T-Shirts

Nothing Is Impossumble Cute Positive Possum Pun. Cute pun gift for family and friends who know that nothing is impossible.

An opossum screaming with the word ‘impossumble’ with an energetic red and yellow lightning bolt motif background. This is a punny possum gift idea, perfect for somebody that loves animals and possums and that can appreciate a pun.

Trashing through the snow....this is a unique raccoon and opossum lover design! Great for Christmas / Xmas season. Opossum meme and pun!

Believe in the opossumble! This trash kitty is here to motivate you.

A design for those of us who don’t “human” so well but would would have made some “AWESOME OPOSSUMS”! Opossum traits: Sleeps 18 to 20 hours a day, Nocturnal, Nomadic, Loners, Solitary, Introverted, Highly adaptable to environment, Marsupial, Prehensile tail, Loves “Junk” Food, Will eat pretty much anything, Has opposable thumbs (on hind feet!), Great climbers, Not afraid of snakes (immune to venom even!), Mostly gentle & placid but Surly if bothered, Plays dead when threatened.

I can’t say no to that face!

Get ready to tee off with this adorable design featuring a possum golfer ready to hit the green! The playful caption "Par-Tee Time!" adds a touch of humor, making it perfect for golf enthusiasts, possum lovers, and anyone who appreciates a good pun.

Who can resist an opossum pun? God knows I can't. Enjoy this "Everything is Opossum" design and don't even feel bad about it.

This awesome opossum pun says "don't mess with my posse" and is perfect for anyone who loves animal jokes and has a strong group of friends that they are very protective of! Grab this cute possum themed gift for anyone in your life who is obsessed with the adorable possum! Any opossum loving kids will appreciate this hilarious animal joke as a Christmas present!

Show off your totally rad style with this super cute and cool, opossum lover's, nocturnal animal shirt! Let the world know you are super cool and cute just like an opossum wearing sunglasses! Now go dig through some trash and eat all you want!

Don't pick it!

Behold, the epitome of pet aspirations: 'Pet me, human slave,' says the mischievous raccoon, holding court on his throne of chaos. Who's the real master here?

Grab your merch and show off your love for adorable 'misunderstood kitties' and opossum puns!

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Possum animal pun design

An opossum screaming with the word ‘impossumble’ with an energetic red and yellow lightning bolt motif background. This is a punny possum gift idea, perfect for somebody that loves animals and possums and that can appreciate a pun.