Retired Sailor T-Shirts

Stand By, Sea Story Loading… Hysterical nautical, naval humor design, by Jeff Hobrath. Perfect for sailors young and old, dads, grandads, men and women who always have fun sea stories to tell, salty sea dogs and especially those who served in the Navy or other maritime services.

Retired Sailor smoking

I’m not a Civilian I’m a Veteran is a great funny airforce design perfect for a retired army soldier veteran, airforce veteran or navy veteran. Great gift for a proud infantryman, airman, sailor or retired military person. Perfect for Father’s Day or for dads birthday or Veterans Day even.

Still searching for Funny Captain Boat Sailor Pontoon Captain t-shirts? Make a statement with this The Pontoon Is My Happy Place t-shirt. Makes a great gift for captain, sailor or the person in your life who loves funny boat captain t-shirts.

American Traditional Davey Jones Nautical Skull

Featuring a photorealistic drawing of USS Seawolf SSN21 with the text: Beware the wolf - USS Seawolf. A fun design for the submariner on your list available on t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, and other gift items.

Featuring a photorealistic drawing of USS Seawolf SSN21 with the text: Cave Lupum - USS Seawolf. A fun design for the submariner on your list available on t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, and other gift items.

Featuring a photorealistic drawing of the USS Jimmy Carter with the text: Pride Runs Deep On The USS Jimmy Carter. A fun design for the submariner on your list available on t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, and other gift items.

Featuring a photorealistic drawing of a USS Jimmy Carter SSN23 with the text: Some ships are designed to sink...others require our assistance. A fun design for the submariner on your list available on t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, and other gift items.

Retirement only means that it is time for a new adventure! Cool and funny T-shirt design for you and your loved ones. Also an ideal gift for men, women and children.

Featuring a photorealistic drawing of a USS Seawolf SSN21 with patch and the text: Pride runs deep on the USS Seawolf. A fun design for the submariner on your list available on t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, and other gift items.

"Cruising Into Retirement" is the ideal gift for retired cruise lovers, celebrating their new journey in life. This charming product reflects the excitement and relaxation that retirement brings, making it a thoughtful and enjoyable keepsake.

The perfect shirt for the older magical girl!

Weathered vintage blue nautical anchor, with OLD SEA DOG on a scroll underneath

Seek, Save, Serve

I am the captain of this boat and I have my wife's permission to say no

Featuring a photorealistic drawing of a US Navy Submarine with the text: There Are Two Kinds Of Ships - Submarines and Targets. A fun design for the submariner on your list available on t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs and other gift items.