Sewing Pun Funny Quote T-Shirts

For Sewing Lovers

If you use my fabric scissors I will cut you (but not with these scissors) This funny sewing quote is the perfect sewing gift idea

God Put Me On This Earth To sew & Finish A Certain Number Of Quilts I Am So Far Behind Now... I Will Never Die T Shirt. It is the best gift for you, your friends and your family as well. This item is for men, women, kids, adults,... from small to large. It is so basic so that you can buy it as a gift or for yourself. This is our best seller for a reason. Relaxed, tailored and ultra-comfortable, you'll love the way you look in this durable, reliable classic. Comfortable and light, this premium fitted short sleeve is a classic choice. High-quality print adds a statement to one's workout or everyday routine.

Sewing hobby

Drugs: Winner Of The War On Drugs T-Shirt. funny drugs Shirt for drugs, war on drugs fighters and dank weed fans everywhere. Original Drugs: Winner Of The War On Drugs Shirt Design featuring funny drug artwork.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye--or an i, the imaginary number missing from this equation gone wrong. The perfect gift for math teachers, or for anyone who enjoys a geeky pun.

(pun intended)

What can be netter than sewing? Nothing! Sew Much Fabric tshirt is a great way to express your love for sewing, knitting, quilting. This t-shirt is a great gift for the person in your family who loves sewing. Give as a gift to mom for Christmas, Birthday, or Mother's Day!

My Stomach is Flat. The L is Just Silent.

Never Underestimate The Power Of A Grandma With A Sewing Machine Gifts

Holy Roller T-Shirt. Jesus Roller Skates Skating Shirt for Holy Skaters, rollerskaters, christians and Jesus fans everywhere. Original Holy Roller Shirt Design featuring classic Jesus on Roller skates funny artwork.

The Best Antidepressant Is A Sewing Machine And A Room Full Of Fabric

The cute crab says: "Guess what? I Dont give a crab". A unique pun for the witty and people who just do not care anymore. A sea red animal.

What is satin afraid of? A walking foot of course! Show that slippery fabric who's boss with this "intimidating" design.

Funny Math Mathematics Inspired Movie Quote Pun Cartoon Parody

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Humour sewing quote featuring seam / stitch ripper: rip it rip it real good

Pun

A day without sewing

A gloriously cringe-worthy pun. If this shirt doesn't induce groans, facepalms, and a few threats of bodily harm, you might be wearing it inside-out.

Union Thug T-Shirt. Unions Protest Shirt for union members and union fans everywhere. Original Union Thug Shirt Design featuring classic union thug artwork.

A jokey quote and a pun for the easy, absurd humor lovers. Tank you so much for buying this! Thank you for appreciating this quote.

Cashew Cartoon Illustration Pun

I'm gonna puma pants! It doesn't get much funnier than this. This cat will make you and your friends laugh so hard that everyone poos their pants! This hilarious design is perfect for the pun lover in your life. Whether you're looking for a funny gift or just want to share your love of puns, this design is sure to please.

Panic Butoon Cute Sewing Pun features a cute button in a panic. Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute sewing button puns.

Panic Butoon Cute Sewing Pun features a cute button in a panic. Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute sewing button puns.

ORGANIC CHEMISTRY IS A TOUGH A SCIENCE YOU CAN RUN INTO ALKYNES OF TROUBLES

Animal puns quack me up!

You're Sew Cute Sewing Puns features a cute spool of thread chillin with his button pal looking so cool. Funny Puns gift for family and friends who love cute puns.

You're Sew Cute Sewing Puns features a cute spool of thread chillin with his button pal looking so cool. Funny Puns gift for family and friends who love cute puns.

Calm down before you explode!

Make It Sew T-Shirt. Funny Sewing Machine Joke Shirt for Sewers, crafters and Sewing Machine fans everywhere. Original Make It Sew Shirt Design featuring classic sewing machine artwork.

Earth Is Like Uranus, You Should Keep It Clean T-Shirt. Fun Shirt for environmental and climate change campaigners, and earth fans everywhere. Original Earth Is Like Uranus, You Should Keep It Clean Shirt Design featuring funny keep earth clean artwork.

Che Guevara Inception T-Shirt. Funny Communism Pop Culture Shirt for Che Guevara, communists and communism fans everywhere. Original Che Guevara Inception Shirt Design featuring classic Che Guevara artwork.

funny science pun quotes

I’ve got another one for you all! If any of you are into sewing, this one is for you! The perfect sewer tee shirt to express your individuality and personality. Make everyone smile at this craft t shirt. Hobby Gift for Her <a href="https://www.freepik.com/free-photos-vectors/banner">Banner vector created by macrovector - www.freepik.com</a>