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The ship and beer design.

Founded in 1987 on North Carolina's Cape Fear, Teach's Tavern was a pirate-themed bar that played up the owner's (alleged) lineage shared with Edward Teach, better known as Blackbeard, the English pirate who operated around the West Indies and the eastern coast of Britain's North American colonies. The legend of Blackbeard and all pirate kitsch aside, Teach's Tavern was actually a pretty great spot that became known not only for the sunsets from their beachfront patio, but their surprisingly good tavern food which was all made from scratch in their on-site kitchen. Of course, there was no shortage of beers on tap and top-shelf cocktails, but a good number of their regulars were there for the PBR in cans and well drink specials.

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The Yardarm Pub & Broiler is truly a classic dive bar and was first opened way back in 1972. It was known for its dark interior, pool tables, laminated wood topped tables, and an authentic 1970s vibe which is probably because it was new in the 70s and they never changed anything. Unlike most dive bars, Yardarm became a community hang out and hosted weddings, funerals, birthdays, retirements, fundraisers for the community, and more over the years.It wasn't uncommon to find the SeaFair Pirates “warming up” at the funky pirate-themed pub before the annual Waterland Parade, with the iconic Moby Duck parked outside. Sadly, The Yardarm set sail for good in May of 2019 and won't be coming back to port anytime soon.

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First mate to "The Salty Salmon"

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Popular with both locals and tourists alike, Dreadful's Tavern was a pirate themed bar located in Pascagoula, Mississippi. While not exactly a dive bar by definition, it was just divey enough that dive bar aficionados would feel a certain kinship with the place, though better pirate themed bars tend to accomplish this feat routinely.

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An old sailor dolphin having it's beer and spinning some yarn

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Calico Jack’s Public House opened their doors in Falmouth, Jamaica way back in 1763, though at the time of their opening, the establishment was simply called The Falmouth Public House. The tavern was allegedly founded by the son of famed pirate, John "Jack" Rackham, more commonly known as Calico Jack. W. Calvin Bonny was the offspring of Calico Jack and Anne Bonny, one of the few female pirates in recorded history. The spoils of her piracy days under Calico Jack are what afforded Calvin to return to the bustling port of Falmouth and open his tavern that would pass to his son and then grandson before being renamed Calico Jack’s Public House some time in the 1800s after the reality of piracy had been transposed with romance and excitement.

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HDR image of The Ship pub, Monkseaton, Tyne & Wear (UK)

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Onto the Shore

Aquaholic sailing quote. It runs in my veins.

Vintage Pirate Skull

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All Aboard! Setting sail to explore the road less traveled. The steampunk-styled airship is powered by brewing equipment and a large hop-shaped balloon. And to make the journey even more fun, there’s a plentiful supply of beer below deck. I wouldn’t want to miss this trip. Cheers.

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