Snowflake Award T-Shirts

Everybody in this world is a special and unique snowflake that deserves participation trophies and constant reassurance they're perfect just the way they are, no matter what imperfections get in everyone else's way. Show off how proud you are to receive your mandatory prize. - black text version

Golden Snowflake

Everybody in this world is a special and unique snowflake that deserves participation trophies and constant reassurance they're perfect just the way they are, no matter what imperfections get in everyone else's way. Show off how proud you are to receive your mandatory prize. - white text version

My Existence Was Adequate - Ish ))(( Participation Ribbon

Poor Guys

Derogatory slang term for a person, implying that they have an inflated sense of uniqueness, an unwarranted sense of entitlement, or are overly-emotional, easily offended, and unable to deal with opposing opinions. (source - Wikipedia)

Or soup. No soup either.