Tongue T-Shirts

"This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely

This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely

Lip Gloss Queen: Butterfly. a perfect gift for all ladies who love lipgloss and butterflies

A cartoon of an cow popping a gnarly kickflip perfect as a present or for christmas or birthday.

Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

Big personalities need to make big statements. I am charming.

Okapi - Male

MYCOLOGIST: That means I'm a fun guy. Fungi. Geddit? Well, someone will - maybe a scientist, biologist, mushroom or toadstool collector, or just a fan of bad wordplay and dad jokes. Also available in white.

A Spider monster from my comic Vespiary.

Proverbs Chapter 18, Verse 21 says, "Death and life are in the power ofthe tongue." Here is the biblical vrse from King Jame Version in large white typography lettering featured on a black background. Great addition to you Christian apparel, or scriptural decor! Get in on your phone case. Great gift idea.

Simple white letters on black background: "Don't @ me." I'm just sayin' - . Don't @ me on the Twitters.

Simple white letters on black background: "#itsanoctothorpedammit". See, it's funny because it relies on niche knowledge of obscure punctuation. OK, maybe that's in the eye of the beholder.

Beware of the obscure power of the Psycho Kitties! Everyone of them has a super hidden power 😈

Simple white letters on black background: "dead posh". When you lift your little finger while drinking tea, and sometimes don't even buy the no-name brands. You're so fancy; you're dead posh. Oo-er, missus.

Made this for a local trivia team for their logo. I take requests if you want or need something similar.

"This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely

Weird is my native language! Be a Weirdo. It's weird, I'm weird, everything is weird. In a world where you can be anything, be weird, be crazy, be different, be real, be you!

White college sport jersey lettering with black outline: "FIGJAM". Niche Aussie slang - F*ck I'm good, just ask me. Self-deprecating humor is the best humor; ask any Australian. Variations available.

Simple white letters on black background: "flargen blargen". When there are no words left and you just can't even. Moan, groan, flargen blargen, whatever, leave me alone. For pandemic and other apocalypse times.

we are not friends

This springer spaniel is ready for its Michigan post to arrive.

This cute Newfoundland was based on a photo of a dog named Charlie ?

Enjoy Summer Shirts and Gifts

Death and life are in the power of the tongue, And those who love it will eat its fruit. Proverbs 18:21

Halloween is goyish Purim. You know it, I know it. Happy goyish Purim to all who celebrate it!

enjoy your tea :) with or without hands

Original illustration inspired by vampires.

My imaginary faces! :p

Portrait of an emotional man. Father of smiling boy.

Tattoo design, available for tattooing. Contact me.

who's a squishy glowy happy monster baby?? YOU ARE! Originally designed as just a mouth for a mask, I couldn't help but keep working on him till he could stand on his own as a finished design. Want this guy with a white background instead? He's in my store too!

A super happy dog with a green collar and sticky out tongue.

Big personalities need to make big statements. I am disgusted.

Appropriating a polite request from a meme version of the gadsten flag, this snake plant (aka mother in law's tongue) kindly asks that you do not step there. It is worried about its pup!

"This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely