Walking Food T-Shirts

Where is my food?

From dirty girls to dirty food... First one's free!

where is my food?

The colonel and his crispy chicken return from the dead but his tastes have changed slightly.

A spoof on a zombie t.v. series who's name alludes me at the moment.

Eat your greens before they eat you!

When you approach the Terminus BBQ Joint, the smell of smoke in the air is intoxicating. Their sauce is tangy and sweet. There's something about the meat though. It's this magical meaty awesomeness. I can't tell if it's pork, or beef, and frankly, I don't care!

The fed who keep feeding poses a threat to gingerbread mankind.

I Like Axolotls And Maybe 3 People

Everybody wants some! Inspired by the 1985 classic comedy Better Off Dead starring John Cusack.

Weenie Hot Dog Walking Fast Food

Coming to a war zone near you

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One lone cauliflower tries to survive in a world full of hordes of broccoli.

The end is nigh... & we tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen. It was just a matter of time before the invasion began. Hordes of infected pizza now roam the streets. Forget late night cravings. Lock your refrigerators. Hide your hungry kids! There is nowhere safe to hide. Pray.

When it's time for turkey shopping again, there is one thing you've got to keep in mind: Don't mess with the cowboy turkey! This tough cartoon animal is way too cool to be sold as food.

Too tired to cook? Eating in front of the TV? Reach for America's favorite canned meat. Slice, heat, eat. Smeat!

Zombie Chick in curly text with a cute yellow chick holding a happy brain is a funny gift design for your favorite zombie.

Tasty burger for everyone.

Legend had it that Boedy was the guardian of the forest, but I think he just sat on the front porch too long.

Bon appetit! New kind of ice-cream “Zombie food” created specially for zombie.

Devouring tacos is really a no BRAINER...

walking burger with text my best day ever

Zombies hate fast food Get your funny T-Shirt now!

Zombies hate fast food Get your funny Halloween T-Shirt now!

This is what happens when you don't respect the expiry date...

Zombie Chick in curly text with a cute yellow chick holding a happy brain is a funny gift design for your favorite zombie.

Bite/cut guide for your zombie hoard.

Welcome to "The Wok In Dead" restaurant! Enjoy the zombie-friendly atmosphere and the always "fresh" ingredients! This is a parody based on the popular TV show "The Walking Dead" featuring a funny looking Zombie-Chef and some humorous little notes. The design simulates a restaurant advertising where zombies are welcomed and humans might be, well ... on the menu! :)

This simple graphic provides an insightful overview of the fundamental needs of a dog, ensuring their overall health and well-being.

In a charming scene, envision a cute axolotl nestled in a cozy ramen bowl, its delicate pink gills gently fluttering as it savors each slurp of noodles. With tiny, dexterous hands, it delicately lifts a chopstick, skillfully capturing a mouthful of savory broth and toppings. Its eyes sparkle with delight as it indulges in the flavorsome meal, the warmth of the ramen soothing its amphibian spirit.

In a charming scene, envision a cute axolotl nestled in a cozy ramen bowl, its delicate pink gills gently fluttering as it savors each slurp of noodles. With tiny, dexterous hands, it delicately lifts a chopstick, skillfully capturing a mouthful of savory broth and toppings. Its eyes sparkle with delight as it indulges in the flavorsome meal, the warmth of the ramen soothing its amphibian spirit

In a charming scene, envision a cute axolotl nestled in a cozy ramen bowl, its delicate pink gills gently fluttering as it savors each slurp of noodles. With tiny, dexterous hands, it delicately lifts a chopstick, skillfully capturing a mouthful of savory broth and toppings. Its eyes sparkle with delight as it indulges in the flavorsome meal, the warmth of the ramen soothing its amphibian spirit

Eat Sleep Kill Zombies Repeat

Real Brain Food!