Wordslinger T-Shirts

In a world filled with uncertainty, any proclamation, made with complete assurance, can be a bastion of hope and a harbor for those in need. Proclaim, loud and proud, the location of your beloved chesticles, and let all who need guidance be led by your light.

Let no one be deceived. This shirt will be one you have lovingly hand selected and presented upon your person as a testament to the good tidings and favor you wish to convey to all those you survey. Walk proudly, friend. You have made a superior choice this day.

Own your mistakes. Put them right out in front. Enjoy the liberation that comes with being openly flawed. This is the life you deserve.

Get this design. Or don't. Whatever.

If you don’t get it, this one isn’t for you. If you do get it, stop snorting and buy it already.

Can't we all just get along? Tell the world you're all about equality and coming together, in the subtlest way possible. Points for people pointing and saying "I get it!"

You find this mildly amusing, and you're not afraid to show it.

Things are kind of alright. Could be worse. You're ok with expressing that.

No more guess work! No more awkward conversations! No more accusations that you’re just some prententious jerk who has to work “I write books” into every conversation ... you know, I HAVE FEELINGS JEFF. Live bold, advertise often. This, my writing friends, is the shirt for you.

Enlist the help of others to ensure you are not violating local decency laws.

Express the awkwardness that comes with healthy lifestyle choices in a comfortable way, with this #KevinQuotesKevin original. Words from a Wordslinger. So true.