Almost Maine Tank Tops

A shirt inspired by the fictional pub in the town of Almost, Maine. From the play Almost, Maine.

We're almost there and nowhere near it. All that matters is that we're going. (To MAINE) Fan Fest

Simple white letters on black background: "almost as concerned as Susan Collins". Ugh. What can you say? The useless senator from Maine wrings her hands and expresses concern and doesn't do a dang thing to protect democracy. Vote them all out.