Aol Tank Tops

“You’ve got Judgment Day!” Since August 29, 1997, Skynet Online has been the leading service provider of death and destruction to all humans. You may try other inferior ISPs, but we’re confident that “you’ll be back”.

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AOL.exe in Classic Windows System Font. Enjoy!

Guitarist and singer Dan Lebowitz of AOL is shown performing on stage during the bands "live" concert appearance.

Rated Gen X: For scenes of AOL chatrooms, floppy disks, cassette tapes, and Blockbuster late fees. Some Material May Be Inappropriate for Millennials. Boomers Strongly Cautioned. The perfect gift for that Gen X birthday, Christmas, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

AOL man running

AOL men running

aol front cover

aol cover

We're not twenty-one but the sooner we are

audioslave music

aol cover

Relive the era of 'AOL Dial-Up: Patience Level 100%' with our collection celebrating the unique internet experience of Generation X! As proud Gen Xers, we navigated the early online world, enduring the iconic dial-up tones and the art of waiting. These shirts aren't just clothing; they're a homage to our online initiation, reminding us of the perseverance required in the dial-up days. Join me in wearing our 'AOL Dial-Up: Patience Level 100%' shirt – it's more than a garment; it's a symbol of our resilience in an era of technological evolution. Whether you're reminiscing about the dial-up tone or sharing the early internet days with a new audience, these designs capture the essence of our Gen X online memories.

Im Fine Cat P R t shirt

Retro logo from your favorite 90's era Instant Messaging program... uh oh!

color inspo: milky pens

Add me to your buddy list, inspired by classic AOL

They wouldn't ask Leonardo DiCaprio about Christmas?

You weren't raised to accept abuse.

color inspo: milky pens

You're hogging up the one phone line in the house but this sound is so sweet

color inspo: milky pens

color inspo: milky pens

color inspo: milky pens

Ah, the teenage internet life.

Tee shirt for the fictitious business a New Republic columnist used for a fabricated article about hackers. The debunking of this article by the then-nascent field of online journalism, brought down the whole scheme. You should really see the Billy ray film Shattered Glass which follows this saga. It's really good. Best Hayden Christensen movie IMHO. Of particularly funny note, when cornered, the journalist tried to fool people with a fake website at an 1998 AOL Members link which was only visible to AOL users, not the web as a whole. PS: Do not take this as an endorsement of trump's frequent claim of fake news. The only fakes are him and his fox news pravda cronies, and it's disgusting.

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Dial-up would have been a lot more friendly if they used little kitties in their logos.

Saturday Night

Everyone still uses AIM right?

AOL dial up screen portraying the evolution of the internet

A/S/L design