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THE DRAMA

Ramesh is a genius who wields a light bulb on a leash to shine bright ideas everywhere he goes. He loves bacon double cheeseburgers with tartar sauce and blueberry slurpees. Hand drawn art by Matthew Richard Harris.

Mike, a father of 10 going through a mid-life crisis, dyed his hair pink and plumped his lips attempting to reclaim his youthful shine. Often he listens to old jazz records while relaxing with an ice cold rootbeer float. Hand drawn art by Matthew Richard Harris.

Theodore is the coolest cat in town by letting his son hang out on his head. He digs Jello shots, breakdancing and making mixes from old hip hop tape cassettes. Hand drawn art by Matthew Richard Harris.

Ted is a clown who loves playing the kazoo at kid's birthdays. He's also a black belt in Karate and binge-watches reruns of the A-team. Hand drawn art by Matthew Richard Harris.

Ron is an obnoxious videostore clerk who loves true crime documentaries, pretentious cult films and chocolate yogurt pretzels. Hand drawn art by Matthew Richard Harris.

Tony is an ex-con who did 10 years hard time for running a chop shop in Miami. He loves a seared ribeye with a bottle of bourbon on his broken down house boat. Hand drawn art by Matthew Richard Harris.

Jenny is a school teacher by day, musician by night. She loves pineapple gin, horror movies and long walks on the beach. Hand drawn art by Matthew Richard Harris.

Hayden is a man with a haunted past who sees ghosts in the corner of every room he steps foot in. Hand drawn art by Matthew Richard Harris.

Peter The Peculiar Professor is a pompous know-it-all with a limited point of view of love and life. He lives on filtered cigarettes and raspberry danishes that his mom bakes for him on Sundays. Hand drawn art by Matthew Richard Harris.

Medusa is a mysterious monster who lures unsuspecting men into her web of lies and deceit. She loves bubble baths, spicy tapas and Hallmark movies. Hand drawn art by Matthew Richard Harris.

Ralph is a wedding singer from West Hollywood, California. He loves funk, soul and disco and is does a mean backspin after a few Margaritas. Hand drawn art by Matthew Richard Harris.

Phil lives a quiet life in his Manhattan studio with his parakeet Bill. He loves pizza with bacon and Cherry Pepsi and watches The Sopranos any chance he gets. Hand drawn art by Matthew Richard Harris.

Kim is a social media influencer who loves scented candles, vegan sushi and jet setting as she creates drama in penthouse suites everywhere she stays. Kayla is a mixed-martial arts instructor who sometimes goes overboard while aggressively sparring with her amateur alien partner Carl. Hand drawn art by Matthew Richard Harris.