Beldar Tank Tops

Conehead illustration

conehead Illustration

“Sometimes I feel I’ve got to ACK ACK get away, I’ve got to ACK ACK get away.” All the sexy Remulakians will be after your cone when they see you wearing this fine garment. Show that you can stay cool and collected in the face of garthokian adversity, and win the praise of the High Master!

"Open wider, if you can."

They come in peace! Check out this awesome new design.

Alien stranded on Earth

Coneheads

Ah...My most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great.

Conehead

Greetings from Remulak! You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . narfle the garthok!

You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . narfle the garthok!