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What's the best way to watch a fishing tournament? Live Stream.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but the flag is a huge plus.

Where does the fisherman go to get his hair cut? The Bobber Shop.

Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.

Where do canines park their cars? In the barking lot.

What did the zero say to the eight? "That belt looks good on you."

What do you call a poor Santa Clause? St. Nickel-less.

What do you call a Quebecois in sandals? Philippe-Philoppe.

I was going to tell a time traveling joke. But you guys didn't like it.

What does a bee use to brush its hair? Honeycomb.

What do you call Santa when he's on break? Santa-pause

Words can not expresso what you bean to me.

Why was the stadium hot after the game? Because all the fans left.

Why did the coach put the frog in the outfield? He was good at catching flies.

Which game did the hunter like to play the most? Duck, Duck, Goose.

I used to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me.

What swims in the sea and makes you and offer you can't refuse? The Codfather.

Why do cows wear bells? Answer: because their horns don't work.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.

Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times-square.

I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.

What is a sheeps favorite xmas song? Fleece Navidad.

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Awesomeness by Evan Ferstenfeld and Grant Shepley aka Gamma Ray Designs joining forces as slogan power duo MADE YOU LOOK.

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ponytoast is about to get medieval on you!

It's anise thyme for pizza herbs and spices funny pun for foodies and cooks.

I mustache you a qusetion

This is the coming together of an unashamedly middle class British brand FatFace, which began on the alpine ski slopes, created by a couple of posh blokes, then became white-collar uniform for the overworked professional classes. Ergo: RatRace.

Awesomeness by Evan Ferstenfeld and Lillian Bautista.

A great gift for your children to certify them as awesome. The text is slightly distressed to give it a more accurate stamp look.