Datacenter Tank Tops

If you see a sysadmin wandering aimlessly, please point her or him back in the direction of the server room...

Hilarious shirt for clever IT professionals - especially, network engineers, software developers, coders, programmers, and system administrators. Next time someone tells you that that their critical services are in the cloud, point to this shirt. Inside joke for sarcastic sys admins: there is no cloud... it's just someone else's computer hardware. When your friends tell you that their pictures are stored in the cloud, point to this shirt and remind them that it's all on someone else's hard drive.

Get your DNS working so you can flex on sysadmins.

No ticket? No help. Put your foot down with this simple but to-the-point design.

Not the best sysadmin on the planet? Show the world with this design.

Whatever happens in your life...it's always DNS.

A sysadmin's favorite place is the datacenter!

When anything goes wrong with your network, it's DNS. Always. Even when it isn't.

Backups are only backups if you test them! Flex on n00b sysadmins with this simple statement.

Love your machines more than your users? Let them know with this design.

Never make changes to your servers, network, or code on a Friday so you don't have to revert them all weekend!