Funeral Director Tank Tops

Funny quote for a mortician or embalmer with a sense of humor who works at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery. Perfect for your wife, mom, girlfriend or daughter mortician. “A Good Mortician Will Leave You Stiff and With A Smile”, embalming saying with coffin graphic is great for a mortuary science student or future mortician.

If you’re a funeral director, mortician, or death care industry worker — then this clever graphic design is just for you! It makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone who is into embalming, burial, cremation, undertaking, hearse driving, funeral home management, or the dead.

Life is a Grave and I Dig It, a gothic inspired design with adorable gravestone details. Great design for a taphophile, cemetery tourist, mortician, embalmer or funeral director.

Work-out, death humor, ready for the gym. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness. “Professional Deadlifter” with coffin patterns. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner or mortuary transport service.

Funny saying for a mortician, embalmer or undertaker who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. This Is My Resting Mortician Face - with coffin graphic is great for a Mortuary Science College student or future mortician.

“Creepy Mode Always ON” is great for anyone who loves the macabre and scary things or has a creepy job such as a coroner, taxidermist, crime scene cleaner or a clown!

Death humor work-out design with coffin deadlift bar. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness and going to the gym. “Ultimate Deadlift Champion”. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner, removal or mortuary transport service.

She's so bored... bored to death. A girl resting her head in her hands while leaning on a tombstone.

Funny saying for a woman embalmer, mortician or mortuary science student. Cool skull wearing a pink tiara with trocar embalming tool crossbones design. This mortuary humor design is great for any female future embalmer who hopes to work at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery.

Embrace the Heat: Last Responder Tee Ignite your wardrobe with the “Last Responder” t-shirt, where valor meets style. This bold design features a skeleton firefighter in the throes of battle, against a backdrop of roaring flames. It’s a tribute to the brave souls who face the inferno and emerge victorious. With “Last Responder” emblazoned above, this tee is for the Dauntless, the ones who answer the call when all others retreat. Perfect for the hero in you or as a gift to honor the fearless.

Minda and Jenna bringing the weird directly to you!

Lime line - Toe Pincher Coffin - RIP - Sweet Release of Death

repeating pink coffin pattern.

I Have Two Titles, DAD and Embalmer and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for an embalmer, mortician or Mortuary Science student who is a father. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder dad who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals.

Yellow line - Toe Pincher Coffin - RIP - Sweet Release of Death

repeating coffin pattern.

A contemporary collage of skulls on a black and white checkerboard pattern. Classic gothic home or bedroom décor and dark goth, mortuary style. Unique design for an embalmer, mortician, funeral director, mortuary science student or goth who loves skeletons and cemeteries.

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m an Aquamationist with an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a cremationist, crematory operator, mortician, funeral director, mortuary science student or aquamationist who works at a funeral home, crematory or cemetery.

White line - Toe Pincher Coffin - RIP - Sweet Release of Death

Black and gray gothic skull quilt pattern for your goth home or bedroom décor and dark goth style. Unique design for a woman embalmer, mortician or goth who loves skeletons and cemeteries. Great for ghost or grave hunters, a taphophile, your favorite funeral director or cemetery worker or mortuary science student.

Cool design for an embalmer, mortician, Mortuary Science student or graduate using embalming tools. "Mortician" with a skull and two trocar embalming instrument crossbones is great for the funeral home prep room.

Dark, creepy and funny skull design for people who love Halloween, skull art, skull décor and horror movies. A large skeleton head graphic with smaller skulls background. Perfect for an anthropologist, future archaeologist or goth decoration.

Last Responder /\/\/ Retro Fan Art

YouTube channel for funeral service students

Its okay to decay

Olive line - Toe Pincher Coffin - RIP - Sweet Release of Death

Funeral for a friend.

I Have Two Titles, DAD and Mortician and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for an embalmer, mortician or mortuary science student who is a father. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder dad who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

This is a Introverted But Willing To Discuss Funeral Arrangements design.

“Embalmers Rock” with a trocar embalming instrument. Great for any embalmer, mortician, undertaker, Mortuary Science student or graduate. Mortuary themed, embalming tool design. Perfect for the funeral home prep room.

Funny saying for an embalmer, mortician or undertaker who works at a mortuary or funeral home and has a sense of humor. Great for the embalming prep room. “I Can Handle It I'm An Embalmer” design with a trocar embalming instrument. Fun idea for a Mortuary Science student or graduate.

#embalmer with a trocar embalming instrument. Fun design for a man or woman mortician, embalmer, future embalmer, mortuary science student or undertaker who works at a funeral home.

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m an undertaker with an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a mortician, embalmer or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery.

Funny design for a mortician or embalmer with a sense of humor. Funny mortuary apparel or decor. This Is My Resting Embalmer Face saying with coffin graphic is great for a Mortuary Science student and future embalmer.