Mortician Tank Tops

Death Metal

Death Metal

Last Responder with a winged trocar caduceus in a coffin design. Cool design for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker or Mortuary Science student. Honor funeral directors and mortuary staff who have the tough job of last responder. Original design by Graveyard Gossip.

Mortician Heart Job Title

Surprise your favorite mortician, funeral director, embalmber, undertaker, mortuary student with this Formaldehyde chemical formula design

Funny saying for a mortician, embalmer or undertaker who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. This Is My Resting Mortician Face - with coffin graphic is great for a Mortuary Science College student or future mortician.

If you’re a funeral director, mortician, or death care industry worker — then this clever graphic design is just for you! It makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone who is into embalming, burial, cremation, undertaking, hearse driving, funeral home management, or the dead.

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Work-out, death humor, ready for the gym. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness. “Professional Deadlifter” with coffin patterns. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner or mortuary transport service.

You Look Good Open Casket Good Funny Mortician Embalmer

Funny quote for a mortician or embalmer with a sense of humor who works at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery. Perfect for your wife, mom, girlfriend or daughter mortician. “A Good Mortician Will Leave You Stiff and With A Smile”, embalming saying with coffin graphic is great for a mortuary science student or future mortician.

Mortician // Vintage Fanart Tribute. This design also available in t-shirt and other merchandise.

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Dark style, distressed lettering that says "I'll Be In The Prep Room". Funny mortuary, embalming room humor for an Embalmer, Mortician or Funeral Director. Great for anyone who works at a funeral home or a Mortuary Science student.

Cool text design “Mortician” weaved with a trocar embalming instrument. Great for any embalmer, mortician, undertaker, Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Work-out, death humor, ready for the gym. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness. “Professional Deadlifter” with coffin cut-outs in the letters. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner or mortuary transport service.

Grim Reaper Funny Dark Meme Mortician Last Responder Vintage shirt

The original, “Mortician, the last one to put a smile on your face”, dictionary style design with coffin graphic. Funny gift for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director, undertaker or mortuary science student.

Nothing Scares Me - I am a Mom and a Mortician. Great for any mom mortician, embalmer, funeral director, undertaker or Mortuary Science college student. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder mom who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

Funny logo style design for a funeral director, mortician or embalmer (the original deadlifting champions) working at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery who has to be on call and make their own removals. "Deadlift Mortuary Transport" is fun for a Mortuary Science student or future funeral director headed into the funeral industry.

Funny Morticians Mortuary Students and Funeral Gift. Funny Joke and Sarcastic motiv for Morticians! Gift for Morticians, Funeral Dirctors and Embalmers Creepy Gift for Embalmers and Morticians Morque perfect for a mortuary Science Studens for a Funeral Service by Creepy Gift for Embalmers and Morticians Morque

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Don’t Underestimate Me I’m a mortician with an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. Perfect funeral industry joke, gag design for a mortician or mortuary science student with a sense of humor.

Funny Mexican Morticians Taco Lover and Embalmer. Funny Joke and Sarcastic motive with The Quote Will Embalm for Tacos Gift for Morticians, Taco and Mexican Food Lovers and Embalmers Gift for Embalmers, Morticians ans Taco Lovers perfect for a mortuary Science Studens for a Funeral Service by Gift for Embalmers, Morticians ans Taco Lovers

Slam

Death humor work-out design with coffin deadlift bar. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness and going to the gym. “Ultimate Deadlift Champion”. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner, removal or mortuary transport service.

Funny saying for a mortician, undertaker, funeral director, embalmer, grave digger or cemetery worker. “I Will Bury You” with coffin graphic is perfect for a Mortuary Science student or graduate with a sense of humor.

Rated E for Ewww…”Embalmer” – May contain blood, gore & lots of crazy stories. Funny mortuary humor, movie rating style graphic. Perfect for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker or mortuary science student.

Rated E for Ewww…”Mortician” – May contain blood, gore & lots of crazy stories. Funny mortuary humor, movie rating style graphic. Perfect for a mortician, embalmer or undertaker or mortuary science student.

I Have Two Titles, DAD and Mortician and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for an embalmer, mortician or mortuary science student who is a father. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder dad who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

Mortician // Vintage Postcard. This design also available in t-shirt and other merchandise.

Samedi's Funeral Home - Get Shrunk Instead of Cremated

Great design for any future Funeral Director, Mortician or Embalmer just starting Mortuary Science college. Straight Into Mortuary Science distressed design with two trocar embalming instruments for a Mortuary Science student with a sense of humor.

Cool design for an embalmer, mortician, Mortuary Science student or graduate using embalming tools. "Mortician" with a skull and two trocar embalming instrument crossbones is great for the funeral home prep room.

This design contains the illustration of a heartbeat with pallbearers carrying a coffin.

This design contains the illustration of a heartbeat with pallbearers carrying a coffin.