Mortician Tank Tops

Mortuary (1983)

Dead Inside Casket loaded into the back of a vintage hearse.

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This design contains the illustration of a heartbeat with pallbearers carrying a coffin.

Cool text design “Undertaker” weaved with a trocar embalming instrument. Great for any embalmer, mortician, undertaker, Mortuary Science student.

This design contains the illustration of a heartbeat with pallbearers carrying a coffin.

I Have Two Titles, MOM and Mortician and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for a woman embalmer, mortician or mortuary science student. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder mom who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

My Funeral Director Loves Me and NOT Just for My Body - saying with coffin graphic. Great for the wife, husband, girlfriend or boyfriend of a future funeral director or Mortuary Science student.

Have a hard time finding that perfect gift for the mortician in your life? Well, not anymore!

Funny design for our hard-working cemetery grounds crew and staff.

"Caution Trained Embalmer" with a skull and two trocar embalming tool crossbones is perfect for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker, future embalmer or Mortuary Science College student.

Add a touch of humor to your funeral plans with this quirky design. Featuring the text „At my funeral throw the bouquet off my casket into the crowd to find out who goes next,” this design is sure to elicit a chuckle or two. Perfect for those with a lighthearted approach to life, this design is available on a range of products including t-shirts, stickers, and phone cases. Grab yours today and bring a smile to everyone’s faces!

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Last Responder // Hearse Retro Design

A big neck man with a brutal DM name. I love him. He loves target.

Last Responder

No time to rest, time to digger

Still searching for Funny Mortician Embalmer Funeral Last Responder Service Funeral Director designs? Make a statement with this Support Your Local Mortician tee. Makes a great gift for the women funeral directors.

Last responder is good for horror pun lover or dark humor fan. Funny grim reaper is great for medicolegal death investigator or mortician who likes sarcasm. This unique graphic print design will put a smile on mens and womens faces around you.

Ok, wake up, honey! Grim Reaper is already sharpening the scythe! Change things NOW! Be alive! Stand up for our world, for climate protection, for peace, humanity, solidarity!

Nothing Scares Me - I Am a Mom and a Funeral Director. Great for any mom funeral director, mortician, embalmer, undertaker or Mortuary Science college student. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder mom who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

If you’re a funeral director, mortician, or death care industry worker — then this clever graphic design is just for you! It makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone who is into embalming, burial, cremation, undertaking, hearse driving, funeral home management, or the dead.

Funny Italian Morticians Pizza Lover and Embalmer. Funny Joke and Sarcastic motive with The Quote Will Embalm for Pizza Gift for Morticians, Pizza and Italian Food Lovers and Embalmers Gift for Embalmers, Morticians and Pizza Lovers perfect for a mortuary Science Studens for a Funeral Service by Gift for Embalmers, Morticians and Pizza Lovers

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Last responder dark humor

Be proud and loud! Flex your profession or career with pride, and let the world know that you're not just doing a job; you're living your calling. Whether you're passionate about your own career or looking for the perfect gift for someone special, this set of designs about "I MAKE A LIVING AS..." are sure to make an impact.

Funny design for our hard-working cemetery staff and grounds crew. #cemeterycrew.

Religious idols have been produced since the dawn of humanity, or at least are believed to have been as such based on statuettes found by archaeologists of humanoid figures with exaggerated physical features, or hybrids between human and animal figures. In any case, at the beginning of civilization, the existence of stone idols representing gods was commonplace, not restricted to temples, but also present in homes, tombs and public places.

Funny design using embalming instruments for a mortician, embalmer or undertaker who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor.

Grim Reaper Funny Dark Meme Mortician Last Responder Vintage shirt

Embrace dark humor with the Last Responder graphic, offering a playful twist on the grim reaper concept. Ideal for those who appreciate edgy, sarcastic humor, this design is sure to spark conversations and make a bold statement in any collection.

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m an Embalmer with an Alibi. Funny, death humor saying for a mortician, embalmer or mortuary science student who works at a funeral home, crematory or cemetery.

Funny design for the son or daughter of a woman embalmer or mortician who works at funeral home or cemetery. Fun Mortuary humor design with embalming instruments.

Illustration of a dark gray tombstone in a patch of grass

Id Rather Be Embalming

“Warning My Dad Is an Embalmer” with a skull and two trocar embalming tool crossbones is perfect for a son or daughter, boy or girl whose father is an embalmer or a Mortuary Science student.