Funny Parenting Humor Tank Tops

Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating cookies! Moms and Dads know it, it is useless to vacuum clean or wipe anything clean or tidy up. It's clutter, crumbs and socks everywhere within seconds! No one will tell you the truth when you are expecting and pregant. You will find out yourself soon enough, your home will never be clean and tidy again! Let this be your warning...

Parenting tip is wine design because let's face it sometimes all it takes with parenting and a little wine to make everything better.

The perfect parent, or grand parent gift. After all, isn't it a parental responsibility to embarrass the children.

Parenting tip is beer design because let's face it sometimes all it takes with parenting and a little beer to make everything better.

Parenting Humor: Parenting: When 'Remember this' becomes the family catchphrase.

Parenting Humor: I Said Bedtime, Not Primetime

Parenting Humor: I Said Dreamland, Not Streamland.

Parenting Humor: I Said Dreamland, Not Streamland

Parenting Humor: Parenting: When 'Don't forget' is the soundtrack of your life.

Parenting Humor: I Said Bedtime, Not Prime Time

Parenting Humor: My Kid's A Night OWL, Their Phone Is The PREY.

There's plenty of blame to go around and certainly some of it can be put on the dad.

Parenting Humor: Parenting: When 'Hold onto this' becomes a game of hide and seek.

Parenting Humor: Parenting: When 'Remember this' is the most optimistic phrase in your vocabulary.

Parenting Humor: Parenting: When 'Don't misplace this' is an invitation to a treasure hunt.

Parenting Humor: Teen attitude level: Expert. Parent patience level: Superhuman.

Parenting Humor: Teenage dictionary: 'Whatever', 'I know', 'Leave me alone'.

Parenting Humor: My Kid’s Cleaning Style: Sweep It Under The Rug.

Parenting Humor: My Kid's Bedtime Routine: Book, Brush, Sneak, Repeat

Parenting Humor: Teenagers: Because even aliens fear to invade.

Parenting Humor: My Kid's Cleaning:50 My Laughter:100

Parenting Humor: I Said Clean, Not Rearrange The Mess

We could all use a little parenting humor, and the kids need some screen time.

Parenting Humor: I'm not a teenager. I'm a challenge in progress.

Parenting Humor: I’m Not Arguing. I’m Just explaining why I’m Right.

Parenting Humor: Half-Cleaned By My Kid. Fully Amused By Me

Parenting Humor: My Kid's A Half-Cleaner, I'm A Half-Laughing

Parenting Humor: Parenting: When 'Don't forget' is more of a prayer than a command.

Parenting Humor: Bedtime In My House: A Saga Of Sneakiness.

Parenting Humor: I Thought Goodnight Meant Goodnight, Not Good Netflix

Parenting Humor: Teenagers: The wild phase between childhood and adulthood.

Parenting Humor: My teenager's a 'drama queen'. I'm the 'audience'.

Parenting Humor: Bedtime In My House: A Saga Of Sneakiness.

Parenting Humor: I Thought 'LOL' Meant 'Lots of Lectures'.

Parenting Humor: My teenager's mood: Unpredictable. My love: Unconditional.

Parenting Humor: I Asked For A Clean Room, Not A Clean Corner