Hoarder Tank Tops

An anti trump cartoon for girther movement believers. The orange side of the POTUS 45 is super girthy with fast food, no exercise, and lots of orange rhetoric. Your bathroom scales, you will not need them. A funny design for political nerds who love classic scifi, funny political gifts, Star Wars parody, and demand girth certificates.

Should I move to a bigger house?

Watercolor paintings of Sansevieria Trifasciata plants. Pattern design by illucalliart.

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The crystal hoarder

The pin hoarder!

This is for you

Picture of my January "Roll for Treasure" monthly box.

If you are a massive dice hoarder GOOD NEWS, if you own more than 50 Dice Set, you ARE A DICE GOBLIN!!! this artwork is made JUST FOR YOU!!!

Embrace your feline affection with our 'Just One More Cat' design, featuring a charming cat silhouette and playful paw prints. This design captures the irresistible allure of our feline friends, as every cat lover knows that one cat is never enough. Whether you're a cat owner or an admirer of their quirky ways, this design is a delightful ode to the enchanting world of cats, where the urge to say 'just one more cat' is always in the air.

Perfect appreciation or birthday gift for a tailor, knitter, sewer or sewing lover: Loved one or friend !

Embrace your feline affection with our 'Just One More Cat' design, featuring a charming cat silhouette and playful paw prints. This design captures the irresistible allure of our feline friends, as every cat lover knows that one cat is never enough. Whether you're a cat owner or an admirer of their quirky ways, this design is a delightful ode to the enchanting world of cats, where the urge to say 'just one more cat' is always in the air.

If you love crystals, you can never have too many right? #crystalhoarder

Let everyone know that you're a gourd hoarder!

Plant Hoarder, but in a good way

There is no reason to be ashamed of yourself. Hoard all the dice you want. You only live once!

Embark on a journey of style exploration with our captivating designs, curated to ignite passion and unleash your creativity. From timeless classics to cutting-edge trends, our collection offers a kaleidoscope of possibilities to express your unique flair and leave a lasting impression.

A dice hoarder, but a smarter (?) one! None or most of your dice set were NOT purchased but instead were gifted or stolen from friends. CONGRATS you are a DICE KOBOLD!!! this is for you!!!!

Crystals are tools, friends and gifts from the universe. Some of us are very firmly of the belief that crystals, no matter how many, should never be classified as hoarding. The perfect design for your favorite crystal lover or as a gift to yourself.

If you or someone you know loves the Orient or Tradition, then this bonsai themed design is just for you. Are you a Zen master or practitioner of contemplative arts this Bonsai is for you.

step to the moon

Plants are friends. Plants are the future.

Represent the Company!

two sided

For the Pyrex hoarders out there...are you one of us? Funny play on the historic British Keep Calm and Carry On message of 1939. Colorful mixing bowls replace the usual crown, and the text is made to look like the embossed mark on the bottom of glass Pyrex dishes. Vintage kitchen glassware collectors will love this design!

Monster hording spirits.

it really doesn't need to be said, but some people still don't get it.

Adorable kawaii dice goblin

"Oh! Y–yes… the crates are meant to be broken!"

Available in hoodies, t-shirts, long sleeve, phone cases, mugs, stickers, notebooks, pillows, totes, pins, and magnets.

It doesn't count if it's action figures, right??

I painted this at the onset on Covid-19, at a time when the supermarket shelves were empty of toilet paper.

You think Larry won?

Embrace the world of greenery with our 'Just One More Plant' design, featuring a lush and vibrant potted plant. This design celebrates the joy of nurturing nature, where the desire to have 'just one more plant' is a testament to the soothing beauty and life they bring to our spaces. Whether you're an experienced gardener or a plant enthusiast, this design pays homage to the endless fascination and growth that each new plant represents.

Opal Polyhedral Dice Set

Show off your penny-pinching ways with this design. You'll get to wealth one day, maybe sooner than later.