Hoopy Frood Tank Tops

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels. Here are 42 things you could use a towel for. Why 42? It just seemed right, its not like it has any cosmic significance or anything.

In the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams, hoopy is defined as "a really together guy." A frood is defined as "a really amazingly together guy.".

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

Hope you like it.

The Frood

Happy, Hoopy Fathers Day. A fantastic gift for all nerdy dads and galactic hitchhikers. Print is intentionally distressed for a vintage look. Hand drawn as always.

Do you know where your towel is?

the drink of choice for those hitch-hiking around the galaxy

“A towel, the Guide says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can w...