Missile Toad Tank Tops

Have a hoppy holiday with this punny design by Liesl Schindler

If you're looking for a final kiss for the season, why not meet me under the missile toad? Our cute and funny frog pun is the perfect way to say "I love you" or "Merry Christmas!" to that special someone. This isn't just a frog pun. It's a weapon of mass cuteness.

Funny Meet me under the MISSILE TOAD

Maybe just don't touch it.

Kiss Me Under The Missile Toad Illustration

Meet Me Under The Missile Toad Illustration

Once a year, on Christmas, the great and glorious missile toad flies through the air forcing people to kiss

need something the perfect romantic gift for Christmas (or any holiday season?) Your partner is sure to love this super cute design (unless they're a toad)

Kiss me under the missile toad Christmas mistletoe pun lovers

The funny perfect holiday design gift

A misheard mistletoe: MISSILE TOAD

When you were told to “meet me under the mistletoe,” you got it all wrong and heard Missile Toad. Your missile toad is more than an ornament hung in the home during the Christmas holidays that can get you kissed. Yours is a toad with missiles strapped to his body, ready to kick off the season with a bang.

on the moon Jinklebell, young couples pledge their love by kissing under the Missile-Toad - tradition has it that if either of the couple is not true in their love, the Missile-Toad will just ignore them

The perfect holiday shirt and gift

Kissing under the mistletoe missile Toad

This ugly christmas sweater missile toad design is fun for any Christmas party or holiday gathering. Get it on clothing, stickers or other accessories

Missile Toad

Kiss me under the Missile-Toad. If you can! Cute Christmas Toad Pun. Cute pun gift for family and friends who greet you with missile-toad.

A toad strapped to a missile, I had some sick brothers growing up.

Fear the Missile Toad (Green)

Fear the Missile Toad (Red)

When you were told to “meet me under the mistletoe,” you got it all wrong and heard Missile Toad. Your missile toad is more than an ornament hung in the home during the Christmas holidays that can get you kissed. Yours is a toad with missiles strapped to his body, ready to kick off the season with a bang.

Missile Toad funny mistletoe pun for frog lovers, toad, rocket, Xmas humor and Christmas Gag gift-giving outfit. The perfect holidays pajamas Christmas day-to-day Great missile, toads, frogs and amphibians, humor, pun lovers attire

MissileToad Illustration

Meet Me Under The MissileToad Illustration

Kiss Me Under The MissileToad Illustration

Fear the Missile Toad and Have a Merry Xmas