Pas Tank Tops

Due to consumer requests, we are now offering this popular image with a "weathered" look to better reflect vintage art. If you are interested in a cleaned-up "modern look", please check store for alternative design. Art by Kerry Callen.

In my ongoing series (not really) of mashing up turn of the century paintings with pop culture references I give you La Trahison des Caltrops aka. The Treachery of Small Devices That Stab Your Feet in the Dark. It was this or a d4.

Je peux pas j'ai burger

OUCH!

Funny French quote, Je ne parle pas Franses ... uh ... Francais. I don't speak French :)

100% Ch'ti

From Princess Tutu, inspired by the Romeo and Juliet Pas de Deux. Artwork commissioned by Lonefaith.

The famous pipe. How people reproached me for it! And yet, could you stuff my pipe? No, it's just a representation, is it not? So if I had written on my picture "This is a pipe", I'd have been lying! — René Magritte

touche pas à mon crush

Isn’t-It-Pas-Your-Jail-Time

Isn’t-It-Pas-Your-Jail-Time

Mojito

Official merchandise of the Purgatory Archaeological Survey!

I don't know :)

Ceci n'est pas une oie (This is not a goose).

je ne suis pas un virus

This work of art was inspired by Rene Magritte's famous philosophical image, "Ceci n'est pas une pipe." This image featured a drawing of a tobacco pipe accompanied with the text, "This is not a pipe" in French. This design features Stalin smoking said pipe with the text, "This is not a Dictator" in French. Go figure!

Dumpster fire

Well at least France didn't follow in America's footsteps (and elect a racist fraud as president) ...

This work of art was inspired by Rene Magritte's famous philosophical image, "Ceci n'est pas une pipe." This image featured a drawing of a tobacco pipe accompanied with the text, "This is not a pipe" in French. This design features Mao Zedong smoking said pipe with the text, "This is not a Dictator." Go figure!

Isn’t-It-Pas-Your-Jail-Time

A portrait of Salvador Dali.

je ne suis pas un virus

This work of art was inspired by Rene Magritte's famous philosophical image, "Ceci n'est pas une pipe." This image featured a drawing of a tobacco pipe accompanied with the text, "This is not a pipe" in French. This design parodies the philosophical work with a design of a telephone with a text, "This is not a telephone" in French.

Citation du film culte, Astérix et Obélix Mission Cléopâtre d'Alain Chabat

This work of art was inspired by Rene Magritte's famous philosophical image, "Ceci n'est pas une pipe." This image featured a drawing of a tobacco pipe accompanied with the text, "This is not a pipe" in French. This design is a parody which features a fist with the text, "This is not a fist" in French.

this is not a pipe

je peux pas j'ai canyoning

Isn’t It Past Your Jail Time

Un cadeau parfait Pour Vos Garçon De l part de ses Mères pour toute occasion spéciale, que ce soit un cadeau d'anniversaire, un cadeau de Noël ou tout simplement pour leur montrer combien vous vous souciez.

Il Level up

je peux pas je vais être témoin

je peux pas j'ai apéro

We ought to be wise with our lives. We will make mistakes along the way, but we need to be careful not to persist in doing foolish things and expect to live long enough to talk about it. it has to sink in our minds. (In french)