Petz Tank Tops

Purrpetual Petz are the flagship product of fictional Seattle-based toy company Funki in the creepy kid slasher flick, M3GAN. Despite resembling demonic Furbys with rather horrifying human teeth that chatter like the fourth cenobite of the Lament Configuration, these wisecracking animatronic critters are hugely popular with kids, and are marketed as good replacements for dead dogs and cats.

Illustration of three sweet guinea pigs.

Pet killer

The scrungliest of neo kitties!

Spooky Petz Witchy Kitty

The scrungliest of neo kitties! Now (mostly) contained in a little box!

The "Cool Grizzly Bear Colour T-shirt" is the perfect gift for friends of bear, bear, grizzly. Just right for birthday, B-Day, Christmas. For grandma, grandpa, dad, mom, sister, brother.

The "Cool Grizzly Bear Colour T-shirt" is the perfect gift for friends of bear, bear, grizzly. Just right for birthday, B-Day, Christmas. For grandma, grandpa, dad, mom, sister, brother.

Some cute pets. Which do you have? Color it in or leave it black and white! The possibilities are endless. :)

The "Cool Grizzly Bear Colour T-shirt" is the perfect gift for friends of bear, bear, grizzly. Just right for birthday, B-Day, Christmas. For grandma, grandpa, dad, mom, sister, brother.

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The "Cool Grizzly Bear Colour T-shirt" is the perfect gift for friends of bear, bear, grizzly. Just right for birthday, B-Day, Christmas. For grandma, grandpa, dad, mom, sister, brother.

Funki is the fictional Seattle-based toy company at the center of the creepy kid slasher flick, M3gan. Known as 'the fun company,' Purrpetual Petz are Funki's primary product, a line of wisecracking animatronic critters resembling demonic Furbys. The toys are hugely popular with kids, and are marketed as good replacements for dead dogs and cats.