Schuettelspeer Tank Tops

I hate mondays. Don't you? But thesedays you probably shouldn't use the word "hate", everybody prefers "offensive", I guess.

Trump is like a dalek, just worse!

Matrix meets the X-Files. Sort of.

Variation of "Person with a migration background". Being lazy and a sloth is just great

Since 1999 Bivisibility Day is in september, a day when bisexuality is celebrated internationally to highlight biphobia and to help people find the bisexual community.

Aufschieberitis ist so ein gemeines Wort

Donald Trump, you have FAILED this country! The design also shows an arrow.

I always beat my wife and kids when we play rock paper scissors. PLAY MORE GAMES!

This is an uplifting, inspirational message. A powerful quote about happiness. "Happiness is a friend who shares your interests". Friends are important.

I got over my existential crisis and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Coders will understand: Just trust the code, it is way more reliable than people

Johannes Liechtenauer was THE fencing master of the 14th century in Germany and throughout Europe. He is regarded as the founding father of the German fencing school and his name was regarded as a seal of quality. His teachings were recorded in books by Hanko Döbringer, Sigmund Ringeck, Peter von Danzig, Hans von Speyer, Hans Talhoffer, Master Ott and others. When fencing with swords like the German Long Sword, Long Knife, Dagger or Dussak you should always ask yourself: What would Liechtenauer do? The perfect gift for fencers of all kinds: young and old, big and small, professionals and beginners. HEMA - historical european martial arts

A sloth has a wonderful, lazy, carefree life. "Lazy bugger I am". Picture: Small, cute, hanging sloth.

No, that is not a passive aggressive "I AM HAPPY, DAMNIT!". Just don't ask again, okay? ;-) Gosh, I love irony.

Cake has only few vitamins, so you have to eat quite a lot of it! And that's not a bad thing because cake is AMAZING.

This adorable Koala in his tree is always lazy, so am I.

When can we get rid of this clown? The next Presidential election will be crutial. Not only for the USA but for the whole world.

Say no to regrets, shame, fear or guilt. Those feeling don't have to affect you at all. Just inspriring and motivating.

Senk you fo treveling wis Deutsche Bahn - a pretty standard announcement of Deutsche Bahn, often in a very funny accent Part of the series "Denglisch - English for runaways",

Friendship isn't a big thing. It's a million little things. Floral design in red, green and blue. What a wonderful quote.