Struthiomimus Tank Tops

Struthiomimus, one of the ostrich-like dinosaurs from the Cretaceous period.

Struthiomimus skull silhouette

*Not technically s'truth, Struthiomimus was a North American genus during the Late Cretaceous. I make no claims to the scientific accuracy, humor, or cultural sensitivity presented herein.*

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Struthiomimus was briefly on our Petite Sirah from Napa. This Dino was fast... so fast we couldn't keep them on the wine label.

Struthiomimus was a Late Cretaceous theropod dinosaur measuring roughly 14 feet and length. Having very bird-like features and sharing superficial similarities to modern flightless theropods like Ostriches and Emus, it's no surprise that their name means "Ostrich Mimic."

Struthiomimus was briefly on our Petite Sirah from Napa. This Dino was fast ... so fast we couldn't keep them on the wine label.