Talmud Tank Tops

A paraphrase of a quote from Pesachim 25b ("מאי חזית דדמא דידך סומק טפי", "What do you think, that your blood is redder?"), expressing the important Jewish ethical principle against taking an innocent life to save one's own.

Keep Calm and Learn Talmud - perfect for the yeshiva bochur!

The Talmud contains a legend concerning the remarkable stone called the Shamir with which King Solomon tried and trued the stones for the Temple. The Shamir was the magical jewel, or “worm” used by Aaron to cut the stones for the breastplate of the High Priest. Solomon, when ordered to build the Temple without the sound of hammers, could not cut the stones in the ordinary manner, but by laying the Shamir against the side of the rock the stones instantly and noiselessly separated according to any desired pattern. In order to learn the whereabouts of the Shamir, Solomon invoked the elementals, who told him that Ashmedai, the great king of the Shedds, could give him the desired information.

Portrait of Moses holding the stone tablets with the Ten Commandments and his wooden staff.

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Lilith is a figure of the Jewish mythology, whose origins probably stem in the female demons of the Mesopotamian religion. In Jewish folklore, Lilith is Adam's first wife, created at the same time and from the same earth as Adam (this contrasts with Eve, who was created from one of Adam's ribs). After refusing to be treated as inferior to Adam, she voluntarily left Adam and the Eden.

"We are all mehadrin min ha-mehadrin" a joke on a famous Talmudic teachings about Chanukah celebrations and requirements. A great gift idea for all who celebrate this fun Jewish holiday.

Any future Rabbis around here? Torah-obsessed and surviving on coffee and chavruta discussions? Here's a design for you!

This design is based on a famous teaching from Pirke Avot 1:18 - "Rabban Shimon ben Gamaliel used to say: on three things does the world stand: On justice, on truth and on peace, as it is said: “execute the judgment of truth and peace in your gates” (Zechariah 8:16)."

I didn't make you out of clay, but instead found a new way to play!

Anaïs Nin portrait and a quote of Talmudic origin: We Don’t See Things As They Are, We See Them As We Are

אם אין קפה לי מה לי? ואם קפה לי מה אני? ואם לא עכשיו לילה טוב. If I have no coffee, what do I have? And if I am only for coffee, what am I? And if not now, goodnight.

Algol represents The Dark Goddess, the Powerful Woman who won’t take any cr*p. The name Algol derives from Arabic رأس الغول raʾs al-ghūl : head (raʾs) of the ogre (al-ghūl) (see "ghoul"). The English name Demon Star was taken from the Arabic name.

The name Algol derives from Arabic رأس الغول raʾs al-ghūl : head (raʾs) of the ogre (al-ghūl) (see "ghoul"). The English name Demon Star was taken from the Arabic name. Algol represents The Dark Goddess, the Powerful Woman who won’t take any cr*p.

Anaïs Nin portrait and a quote of Talmudic origin: We Don’t See Things As They Are, We See Them As We Are

A perfect depiction of Jewish life: eat, sleep, Torah, repeat! A great gift idea for all who love studying Torah, Rabbis, Jewish teachers, and ... YOU!

A perfect depiction of Jewish life: eat, sleep, Torah, repeat! A great gift idea for all who love studying Torah, Rabbis, Jewish teachers, and ... YOU!

A perfect depiction of Jewish life: eat, sleep, Torah, repeat! A great gift idea for all who love studying Torah, Rabbis, Jewish teachers, and ... YOU!

A funny take on a famous Talmudic teaching about the holidays of Hanukkah, starting with the phrase "Mai Chanukah?"

A perfect depiction of Jewish life: eat, sleep, Torah, repeat! A great gift idea for all who love studying Torah, Rabbis, Jewish teachers, and ... YOU!

Zil G'mor: go and learn. Because there just isn't enough Talmudic Aramaic merchandise out there, is there? Also, if someone asks you what it means, you can inspire them to go and learn.

"We are all mehadrin min ha-mehadrin" a joke on famous Talmudic teachings about Chanukah celebrations and requirements. A great gift idea for all who celebrate this fun Jewish holiday.

A perfect depiction of Jewish life: eat, sleep, Daf Yomi, repeat! A great gift idea for all who love studying Torah and Talmud, Rabbis, Jewish teachers, and ... YOU!

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According to the Talmud, in anticipation of Purim, "mishenichnas Adar marbim besimcha" - from when Adar comes in, we increase in joyfulness!

A perfect depiction of Jewish life: eat, sleep, Daf Yomi, repeat! A great gift idea for all who love studying Talmud, Rabbis, Jewish teachers, and ... YOU!

Quote by Rabbi Tarfon, the Talmud

A perfect depiction of Jewish life: eat, sleep, daf yomi, repeat! A great gift idea for all who love studying Torah, Rabbis, Jewish teachers, and ... YOU!

A perfect depiction of Jewish life: eat, sleep, daf yomi, repeat! A great gift idea for all who love studying Talmud and the Torah, Rabbis, Jewish teachers, and ... YOU!

"ve-im lo ach'shav, eimatai?" - And if not now, when? The last part of the famous statement by Hillel, one of the most prominent Sages of the Mishna, as preserved in the tractate Pirke Avot.

The design is based on a teaching from the Mishnaic tractate Pirke Avot 2:7. A great inspirational design for all!

This design is based on a famous teaching from Pirke Avot 1:18 - "Rabban Shimon ben Gamaliel used to say: on three things does the world stand: On justice, on truth and on peace, as it is said: “execute the judgment of truth and peace in your gates” (Zechariah 8:16)."

Keep Calm and Learn Torah

Pharisees are good, actually. Show your Pharisee pride.

We're turning a popular meme on its head and adding Rambam, with a touch of superhero typography style.