The British Tank Tops

"Rock 'N' Wrestling" style characters of The British Bulldogs

Nobody wants a soggy bottom when they're baking. Inspired by the Great British Bake Off (great british baking show) and Mary Berry. And Pies. And treats. And bread, christmas cookies and more *droool*

Ni!

The Kinks / Retro Faded Style

The path of the IT man...

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I put my packet of polos on the desk, and my spare pencil and my support gonk, and my chewing gum, and my extra pen, and my extra polos and my lucky gonk, and my pencil sharpener shaped like a cream cracker, and three more gonks with a packet of polos in each, and lead for my retractable pencil, and my retractable pencil, and my spare lead for my retractable pencil – and the guy said ‘stop writing please'.

The phrase originated in an episode of the British television comedy series The Young Ones. The episode, entitled "Cash", was first broadcast in 1984. The segment of dialogue, where Neil is composing a letter to his bank manager to request a loan, is as follows; Neil: I know, why not "Boomshanka"? It means, "May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman." Mike: He'll never understand "Boomshanka". You'll have to write the whole thing out. Neil: Right, okay, here we go. "Darling Fascist Bullyboy: Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, Neil."

The Young Ones / Extreme Violence

“That Rabbit’s Dynamite!” You can look dynamite too in this tshirt, inspired by Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail. Design by Jessica Jacobs, 2021

Always make your entrances dramatic.

Perfect for soldiers, veterans and British military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Royal Green Jackets gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Rabbit of Caerbannog

The British Railways Totem logo used by BR for Railway Stations etc from 1948 through to the early 60s. The perfect gift for a Railways Enthusiast!

The Goodies

The Vincent Black Lightning Motorcycle

Old Gregg t-shirt design Light Version. The Mighty fishman himself will grace your baileys soaked shirt down to your tutu. The Best quotes are placed on this teepublic teeshirt by cooldojo.com artist Charlie Fithian. Do you love me? however you spell it Greg or Gregg you gotta get your fuzzy peach head down to the club and say wee. Deal with it the way you dealt with Curly Jefferson. Are you playing your Love games with me? I just wanna know what to do cause I need your love a lot. Don't lie to me boy.

I'm very sober and very, very bored!

I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.

Peace, Love and Who

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The (Dr.) Who sounds better!

The Clash were an English rock band formed in London in 1976 who were key players in the original wave of British punk rock

In case of a zombie apocalypse go to the Winchester

United Kingdom

Perfect for Parachute Regiment soldiers, Para Reg veterans, military history enthusiasts and gamers. Also makes a cool paratrooper gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army, paratrooper, British soldier, airborne brotherhood or WW2 tees, shirts and hoodies? We got you.

I'm getting much better.

There's a serious problem with the adiposes in Hamelin... Only the Doctor, with his sonic pipe, can solve it.

When you have an emergency call 0118 999 881 999 119 725 . . . 3. If you can remember the number. Otherwise, send and email.

Don't blink.

Iconic 60s Mod Target, slightly distressed

Perfect for veterans, WW2 gamers, WW2 model kit builders and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool WW2 Commando gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Small, Yellow, Leechlike.

What in the bloody hell is this?