Absurdist Humor Tapestries

CEC and Samantha Light create in The Wise Finger LAB. If you see something, say something.

Dead Inside

Hopefully you used the correct lasso tool

You ever have one of those days where you feel like a pizza?

Laugh & Delight in the Absurdity that is reality!

Simple white letters on black background: "[ironic lol]". For when you cannot even, and you're weary and exhausted. All you have left is a sarcastic, sardonic, snarky "lol".

You ever have one of those days where you feel like a pizza?

This cat digs cats. Dig?

Simple white letters on black background: "I got no snacks and no respect." It's bad enough to be disrespected but to have no food?! It's the end times, dogs and cats living together, yada yada.

I drew pants. These are pants. Enjoy pants.

A funny and original design of a confused and a bit silly dog, he needs love and is willing to be with you. Are you willing to use it?

A humorous and slightly dark scenario for your enjoyment.

until someone gets hurt

Desperate man because the situation is out of control screams and hysterically asks everyone to calm down.

Preacher propagates his message of the end of the world and other narratives that are not reasonable... there are those who believe, but there are people who want to check the truth before listening to the strident verbiage of fear.

Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

Adorable gift for your pessimist friend.

Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

Hi, I'm Elong Musk

Stylized stencil of a cave-person couple being carried by a pterodactyl.

Everything's a Drum

Simple white letters on black background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Simple white letters on black background: "potato seeking couch". For introverts and ambiverts and those who just want to stay home in their jammies and watching TV and eat grilled cheese. Ah, that's the life.

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go.

Make It Make Sense Simple Text

Make It Make Sense Best Text

A distressed woman with a cow lick hairdo hates Halloween because, according to her complaint, it starts in August.

Skate Board freestyle, street rider

Truly absurd

Purple (Orange) It's Purple but it's Orange, but it's Purple

Green (Purple) It's green, but it's purple.

Express yourself with absurdist humor. Or give it as a perfect gift to your gloomy friend.

At This Point, If A Clown Invited Me Into The Woods, I’d Just Go

Simple white letters on black background: "I GOT NO SNACKS AND NO RESPECT". It's bad enough to be disrespected but to have no food?! It's the end times, dogs and cats living together, yada yada.

Simple white letters on black background: "bad art friend". Because did you donate a kidney? Well, did you? And did you congratulate me enough? WELL DID YOU? WHO IS THE BAD ART FRIEND?! (it's you)