Adi The Adipose Tapestries

"Woke up this mornin', got a new shirt, got a new shirt in your caaart.." Or at least Adi certainly hopes you do with this new design, complete with font inspired by that famous Mob show who's name I probably can't use for fear of Network Copyright Bots ... but you can show your support by making sure your online shopping experience doesn't just suddenly

Using her Karate Man (Google Ethan Page, trust me) inspired cosplay as inspiration, "Fist of the Adipose" is Adi's first design drawing from the rich history of Earth's finest cinema ... Asian Martial Arts films. And like the martial arts masters of film ... choose your style and choose wisely. There's two variants, so grab the pebble from the blind man's hand and pick the one you like!

Remember the days when DC properties in media where, ya know, *good??* When Saturday Morning cartoons were a thing and a certain Hollywood Director (rhymes with "Jack Znyder") wasn't making movies that demonstrated no understanding of the characters and had more than two colours in their palette? Well, have *I* got a design for YOU! Besides, you've been humming the theme song the entire time you've been reading this.

Using Adi's Karate Man (Google Ethan Page, trust me) inspired cosplay as inspiration, "Fist of the Adipose" is her first design drawing from the rich history of Earth's finest cinema ... Asian Martial Arts films. And like the martial arts masters of film ... choose your style and choose wisely. There's two variants, so grab the pebble from the blind man's hand and pick the one you like!

What if I told you ... and with those words that I'm pretty sure Morpheus never actually said, the license to blend properties was born! This design combines wonderfully adorable Adi, with a really tech based background .. I wholly encourage playing around with colours on whatever product catches your interest!

My graphics guy was playing around with all the different looks I've had over the years, and frankly I rather dig the result. It's a nice little retrospective of the life of little old me, a sweet banner, and a nod to the favourite anime of many a human!

Now joining the #WeaponizedCute Minimalist line ... ADI! I love these designs because they give you so much room to be creative! Buy the shirt, modify the shirt, make it your own!

Most people think they can "work off" their adipose. Mostly because they don't know better. But those who know the truth know the Adipose are way more than cute blobs of walking fat. They know to warn others. So forget "beware of dog" and make sure everyone knows ... "Beware of Adipose!"

It's pretty clear that every wrestling fan on the planet is at least familiar with the Bullet Club, and probably wants to be a member. And for those that love the idea but aren't super into wrestling, or have an affinity for science fiction ... let's make our own club! Buy this shirt and demonstrate your affiliation to one of the most exclusive clubs on the planet! As an added bonus, unlike the design that inspired this, you can get it in more than just black! Also, Bullet Club, please don't sue! I do this out of love!

Most people, when they get a copyright warning, they take the product down and move on. Adi? After getting a couple of them, I took a page from the Young Bucks playbook and created an opportunity, namely my own wrestling Pay Per View! Redbubble decided to leave this in approval limbo for MONTHS! Now you can own this one of a kind controversial print that even RedBubble didn't want you to have!

Let's be honest, hashtags? Not for everyone. Adipose Club? Absolutely for everyone! Thus do we offer you this version of Adi's "Adipose Club" t-shirt, but without the "#weaponizedcute" tag! If RedBubble would give us the option ... I'd have put it on the bottom of the back anyway. (It'll be worked on for Teepublic)

The soft drink biz. About the only market Adi never did touch. Just imagine downing this refreshing made up beverage .. a shot of vodka in every can .. and relaxin' on a nice quiet weekend! Wouldn't that be just the best? Well so would this art print if it was hangin' on your wall!

Whether you need wardrobe for a 50's themed prom dance or if you just want to find out if the seaweed really is always greener (take that however you like) then this design is perfect for you! Perfect with maybe a pastel blue, green, maybe a heathered pink? Play around and find the color combination that works for you!

"My name is Adi the Adipose..." You know ... we've come miss those words after the end of the Arrowverse. This shot is from a photoshoot I did during Spring Geequinox 2019 in Halifax, Nova Scotia. I've always enjoyed Arrow, and frankly doesn't this image show the detail work in my cosplay beautifully?

An edit of my Star Wars inspired "Darth Adipem" cosplay. This one is easily one of my favorites and was inspired by Lord Vader's entrance at the end of Rogue One. Easily one of my favorite Star Wars moments!

Trends come and go, you'll love something and then big corporations will decide you need to love something else, but Weaponized Cute is here forever and owned by no one! (Weaponzied Cute is, in fact, owned by this store and copyrighted to me)

Adi's got more than enough cosplays for her to truly have her own video game! And what would be better than a 16 bit classic fighting game? So enjoy "Adipose Fighter!" Which fighter will you choose? A Dark Alien of the Sith? Karate Fat? The embodiment of #WeaponizedCute?

Ah, the cherry blossom. Symbol of renewal, rebirth, the shortness of life, and lets be honest, falling cherry blossom petals are a just plain beautiful image. So is there really a better symbol to merge with Weaponized Cute?

Part of Adi's Japanese inspired set, tell everyone just how dangerous you truly are while still keeping it all on what humans call the "down low." The simplicity of the red and black design will work on virtually any color of shirt you like, so have fun choosing and let me know if you make any modifications of your own!

The Kaiju. Japanese Monsters known for being tall enough to knock over buildings and destroy cities, swatting away the military like insects. The Adipose. Tiny balls of sentient fat. Cute, cuddly, and then growing up to over ten feet all. Wear this shirt to the gym, grocery store, wherever, and let all the other humans see that you are smol but mighty!

It's the new "Cute and Powerful" design featuring everyone's favorite blob of sentient fat! It was way past time Adi the Adipose ventured into the Japanese inspired styles and this was a great place to start! So celebrate multiple fandoms and embrace the power of your cuteness with this latest design!

Basically, RedBubble left one of Adi's designs stuck in limbo since last July, so this design is to make sure I can still actually post designs. If you dig it, awesome! If you don't, also cool! Note: She was, in fact, still able to post

You know those stupid shirts you see advertised on Facebook? The ones with way too much text, ridiculous fonts, and are obviously photoshopped onto the model? Well, at least Adi's is honest.

Here's a little something James worked up just to see what happened. I can totally see it on the front of a Jersey, but until then, enjoy a sticker, maybe a print or a coaster? Whatever strikes your fancy!

Here's a little somethin' special for Adi the Adipose's fellow short/tiny people! If you short, small, and adorable, don't hide it. OWN IT!! Don't you EVER let anyone make you feel less than what you are: Smol Yet MIGHTY!! Please note: If you like this design, but you want it on a light coloured shirt, you check my shop as there'll be two listings for this design. This version is designed specifically for dark colored looks, and I'll have a second listing that's been designed specifically for clothing in lighter colors.

If you followed Adi the Adipose on social media, you'll know her buddy James (Utharian Photos on Redbubble, look him up!) had been doing photoshops of different album covers for her. They hit the milestone 36th album cover, and YOU get the benefits with this lovely print to mark the occasion!!

As much as Adi the Adipose liked her first minimalist design, it was kinda missing something. Namely ... pink. And purple. Either way, what you have right here is a lovely little piece of fashion that will accessorize with pretty much *anything.*

And now the triumvirate of minimalist art is complete. :D The thing Adi dug most about these designs, was that because of how minimalist they are, folks can take 'em and modify 'em anyway they like! And I wanna see that! If you buy one of these, and you cut it up, change the shirt, make it yours, get in touch cuz I wanna see it!

Look, everybody thinks the adipose are nothing but cute and cuddly blobs of fat that they just want to take home and cuddle endlessly. Mostly because they display a blatant refusal to accept the truth. Show everyone the truth, both about them and probably you (and it's why Adi would like you), that you to are Dangerously Sketchy!

Ladies, this one's for you! Let every human everywhere know that you are not to be trifled with, and to treat you like the take no prisoners royalty you are with the emblem of the Queen of Snark Style!

Like your fashion 80's inspired but with a bit of Asian flare? Can't decide what colour shirt you want to get? As the design says, this is a universal winner! This design works with every colour available, pair it with a nice collared shirt and you've got a wonderful relaxed look! Its all winning, all the time!

With all the unique and wildly creative designs in Adi's store, We figured it was about time we brought things down a notch and kept it simple. A good old fashioned, nice and simple, name and picture. Pick your style, pick your color, and have fun showing your support for the power of Weaponized Cute!

Here's a little somethin' special for Adi's fellow short/tiny people! If you short, small, and adorable, don't hide it. OWN IT!! Don't you EVER let anyone make you feel less than what you are: Smol Yet MIGHTY!! Please note: This version is designed specifically for light colored looks, and I'll have a second listing that's been designed specifically for clothing in darker colors.

Comrades! Attention! You buy shirt! Buy in name of glorious leader! Make contribution to Glorious Victory of Adiposean Liberation Army! Spread message of #WeaponizedCute to all who know only big eared green alien baby! Show to all! Liberate from green baby oppressor! Adipose Motherland calls on you to serve! Bring Change! Bring Progress to all! Time for Revolution is now!

Humans like stickers. Humans like wrapping paper ... Now everyone wins!!

Work off your adipose?! Why would ANYONE want to do that? Sound the alarm and with this shirt you can let everyone know that you and your adipose are here to stay!