Andysocial Tapestries

Alfred Molina as the manic Rahad Jackson from the always great "Boogie Nights".

The classic black and white whacked out weird-fest "Forbidden Zone" houses a lot of strange stuff. The least of which is the premiere of The Knights Of Oingo Boingo and Danny Elfman as Cab Alloway inspired Satan. Good stuff.

From the always underrated, "Creepshow 2", it's the innocuous floating patch of goo from "The Raft".

The ravenous and rabid Rollo from "I Drink Your Blood".

Little Tommy Jarvis from his first appearance in "Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter" is here to kick ass at Zaxxon and hack him up a serial killer.

From "The World's End", it's Mr. (Guy) Shepherd here to rationally indoctrinate you into the fold.

The power behind the Strange Brew label of Elsinore Beer is here. Brewmesiter smith, played by the immortal Max Von Sydow, has joined the fray.

Tim Heidecker joins the menagerie as Josh Tyler / Tex from "us".

Bruce Campbell as the Surgeon General Of Beverly Hills from John Carpenter's still fun to watch (despite that damn surfing scene), "Escape From L.A.".

The absolute best part of "Poltergeist II: The Other Side" is Julian Beck's incredibly creepy, ominous and downright scary portrayal of Reverend Henry Kane. Still brilliant after 25+ years.

From the often forgotten 1966 Hammer movie, "The Reptile", it's the unwittingly transformed Anna Franklyn.

The alluring trio of demonic women from the original "The Evil Dead".

From "The Ring" movie series, it's the well-dweller herself, Samara

Christopher Lloyd as the infamous Judge Doom in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?".

Cute little Regan MacNeil from the classic, "The Exorcist", all gussied up for her special day.

Hypnotized by himself, he's an idiot.

No introduction needed for one of the most famous ghosts in cinema history.

Isaac & Malachi, a couple of the "Children Of The Corn" are pretty much a demented juvenile version of Laurel & Hardy.

Just Willy Weasel from another awesome Nicolas Cage flick, "Willy's Wonderland".

The late, great John Ritter as The Devil in a movie that I, for some reason, love, "Wholly Moses!".

The freakish Gunther Straker from the buried classic "The Funhouse" was just lookin' to get laid by old gypsies when he gets pushed into this whole mess.

From the nightmarish "Human Centipede" crawls in the gastrically obsessed Dr. Josef Heiter.

Right when you think nobody could play Hannibal Lecter like Anthony Hopkins, Mads Mikkelson comes along and frickin' nails it. So why not celebrate the greatness of the now gone TV show, "Hannibal" with this shirt you won't find anywhere else?

Just a lsight Oedipal complex for poor ol' Norman Bates.

From one helluvan awesome blaxploitation flick, here's Dr. Henry Pride from "Dr. Black And MR. Hyde".

From one of the most confounding yet oddly addictive movies of all time, "Troll 2". Though there's no trolls to be spoken of or seen in it, there's plenty of downright bizarre film making to make anyone scratch their head raw. Creedence here is but one of the strange citizens of that piece of celluloid.

The movie scared the hell outta me when I was a kid. This is the Phantom Killer from "The Town That Dreaded Sundown". (The original one).

From the one of the '80s most oddball, yet awesome flicks, The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension" comes John Lithgow as the nutty Dr. Emilio Lizardo and/or Lord John Whorfen

From the kind of forgotten "Intruder", it's Bill Roberts, the store obsessed killer.

Long before he was lost on a remote island he was "The Stepfather" a.k.a. Jerry Blake in a very '80s horror kinda movie.

Adam Green threw forth an entertaining little love letter to the '80s slasher by way of the "Hatchet" trilogy, starring the immortal Kane Hodder (great, nice guy by the way) as Victor Crowley.

From one of David Cornneberg's unfortunately fairly forgotten movies, here's a couple of the creepy alien "kids" from "The Brood".

When you hire Nicolas Cage, you get nothing but 100%. Here is the man in yet another manic and awesome role, Peter Loew from the little known, but worth your time, "Vampire's Kiss".

If you know terrible, and I do mean terrible, '70s horror flicks, then surely you know of "Blood Freak". The one where poor Herschell here eats contaminated turkey and turns into a murderous half-man, half-turkey monster that craves the blood of drug addicts.

If you think I'm posting all these movie Monsters & maniacs without touching on at least one classic from the master, Willliam Castle, yer nuts. Here is the inimitable Mr. Sardnoicus from the movie with the same name. If you don't know how William Castle is, you must immediately seek out his movies and watch them fervent glee.

From the cult classic, "Hocus Pocus", it's the child-eating Sanderson Sisters.