Carb Tapestries

On Wednesday’s we eat carbs.

Carb Queen - funny awesome carbs slogan shirt women or unisex funny vegan tee carb queen gym

Warning - Spiteful Bitch, Low On Carbs - Awesome/funny motivational gym wear for the gym obsessed person in your life!

Mean Girls Quotes

Carnivore diet is designed to eliminate all allergens and toxins from the diet by eliminating all plant foods. Ruminants are designed to eat plants so the carnivores can access high quality protein and fat. The carnivore diet is an upgrade to keto diet.

This funny lasagna design makes a great gift for a pasta lover

I eat Butter funny quote

Add some fun to your keto lifestyle with this elegant "Keto Princess" design or give it as the perfect gift

cool goal for the environmentally conscious

Is butter a carb? That's so fetch.

Only one carb a night.

Carnivore

Keto is like magic for fitness and fat loss. Unicorns are magic as well. Wear this magical keto unicorn design with pride to a gym workout session and spread keto awareness. Gain muscle and lose fat by keto magic! Unicorns love being in ketosis!

Praise the lard

Design features a cat with its head mischievously stuck in a slice of pepperoni pizza. Meow!

Are you a carnivore fueled by fat and ketones? Enjoy steak, beef, pork and bacon like carnivores do? Love a zero carb ketogenic carnivorous diet? Humans are carnivores designed to eat fat, beef and organ meat, not junk food in the Standard American Diet.

Carb Lover / My Favorite Food Group Is Carbs

Once Upon a Time I Tried Dieting is a funny design for all of us who can relate to it. We know we all tried to do it. Whether the diet you've tried keto, vegan, low-carb, or whatever, we've all been there.

TEAM VEGAN / Awesome original typography design

Carb Queen / Carb Lover Faded-Style Design

Are you a zero carb or low carb carnivore? Enjoy fatty cuts of beef and fish for all nutrition? You are alone; vegans and vegetarians get all their nutrition from the animal kingdom as well, unknowingly eating insect parts and protein mixed up with plants.

Design features a golden loaf of fluffy bread with a cat face, cat ears, and a tail. Meow!

A motivational quote from everybody's favourite doctor Now. Perfect for your fridge or as a sticker if you need some weight loss motivation of funny t-shirt for friend who also loves this reality show.

Are you a carnivore AF? Do you care about health, energy, and fat loss? Are you in ketosis eating a ketogenic carnivore diet low in carbohydrates and high in meat and fat? You will love this carnivore design. Suitable for all who know that meat heals.

Perfect for any time of the year and packed with a just-right touch of personality, this Keep Calm And Keto On tee fronted by a conversation-starter, message and artistic design.

T-shirt for keto diet followers. keto is a diet or a nutrition system based on fighting insulin resistance, stimulating growth hormone and burning fat by prompting the body to start the process of autophagy to compensate for the absence of carbohydrates, and the keto diet helps to significantly improve the mood.

Can I order something on the menu that has no carbs and no fats?

Can I order something on the menu that has no carbs and no fats?

Is Butter a Carb?

This cute eggs & bacon diet design is perfect for anyone who is following a ketogenic diet and is proud of the weightless they've undergone so far!

Keto Leprechaun is for the keto athlete who loves a keto meme and st patricks day meme for Leprechaun food. Design features the Leprechaun aesthetic for a low carb St. Patrick's Day 2023. Spend your St Pattys Day with a keto shamrock.

Can I order something on the menu that has no carbs and no fats?

Nice motivational design for the health lovers out there.

Life Is Hard Eat a Carb

Do you love bread? Because I love bread.