Carpenter Tapestries

Simple and beautiful design for carpenters

A perfect present for birthday or other events or holidays! Make your loved one or yourself happy with this great Carpenter design!

If you think its expensive to hire a quality carpenter just wait until you hire a crappy one

This patriotic woodworking carpenter american flag 4th of july design is a perfect gifts for carpenter and woodworker. Whether you're carpenter dad or woodworking dad this carpenter gifts makes perfect woodworking father's day gift, christmas and birthday gifts for carpenter who called sawdust is man glitter.

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Directed By: John Carpenter

From the 80's The Thing.

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I am a Carpenter, I Can't Fix Stupid. But I can fix what stupid does.

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I'm Not Yelling I'm A Carpenter We Just Talk To Loud

Bill Ditz, the carpenter builder who does it wrong.

The Thing horror movie design

sun's out, nail guns out

THE THING reveals itself to the crew of Outpost 31 in horrific fashion. BeastWreck's homage to the John Carpenter horror/sci-fi classic.

THIS IS BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA : Big Trouble in Little China (juga dikenal sebagai John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China) adalah sebuah film komedi seni bela diri fantasi Amerika Serikat tahun 1986 garapan John Carpenter. Film tersebut menampilkan Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall, Dennis Dun dan James Hong.

If you're a woodworker by trade -- whether on buildings, ships, construction sites, or frameworks -- then this funny carpentry shirt is just for you! This carpentry humor tee makes the perfect gift or birthday present for the special craftsman in your life -- whether that's an apprentice in carpentry school, or a master carpenter!

Tribute to John Carpenter's 1982 Horror Masterpiece "The Thing". Artwork by Bryan Baugh.

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RETRO - BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA : Big Trouble in Little China (juga dikenal sebagai John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China) adalah sebuah film komedi seni bela diri fantasi Amerika Serikat tahun 1986 garapan John Carpenter. Film tersebut menampilkan Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall, Dennis Dun dan James Hong.

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Snake Plissken - the baddest of the badass movie heroes, forever doomed to be saving the world, all the while trying to figure out how to destroy it, has finally decided that if he's going to be rescuing people for a living, he might as well get paid for it, goddammit! No more Presidential Pardon's, no more plutoxin 7 in the neck, you want a President, his tramp daughter or Donald Pleasence found, then call Plissken's Search and Rescue and pay cash just like everyone else. Ask for Snake by name and get a free M41 grenade this month only.

No finer smell in the world...

Just remember what ol' Jack Burton says...

Carpenter Just Because Badass Isn't A Job Title

The Thing is a 1982 American science fiction horror film directed by John Carpenter and written by Bill Lancaster. Based on the 1938 John W. Campbell Jr. novella Who Goes There?, it tells the story of a group of American researchers in Antarctica who encounter the eponymous "Thing", a parasitic extraterrestrial life-form that assimilates, then imitates other organisms. The group is overcome by paranoia and conflict as they learn that they can no longer trust each other and that any one of them could be the Thing.

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They Live, We Sleep

Cool t-shirt design featuring a skull with beard over two hammers and the American flag with "Union carpenter" caption.

Hey Kids! Don't miss the big giveaway at 9:00. Be sure to wear your Silver Shamrock masks!

Carpenter Saw

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The two most awesome characters finally team up together: Snake Plissken and R.J. MacReady. Now Escape From New York meets John Carpenter's The Thing

Cartoon versions of the cast of characters from John Carpenter's The Thing

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