Cheesy Movie Tapestries

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1971 B movie poster. Man, monster or devil? It's a were-catfish on a rampage of revenge. There's a quote from the Florida Game Commission about atomic bombs.

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1956 B movie poster. A detective involved in a gangland murder falls for the lounge singer who is the prime suspect. Blackmail and dark dealings in the underworld follow. The only surprise is Lee Van Cleef appearing briefly as a cop.

1970 B movie poster. A Fifteenth century prison is run by an insane cleric, leading to many picturesque abuses. He is aided by his vampire mistress and a one-eyed hunchback. I don't think this movie misses any tropes.

1965 B movie poster. Cowboys and Indians woman's revenge movie with witchcraft. Filmed in Las Cruces, New Mexico.

1970 B movie poster. A satanic family of inbred vampires wants to add to its coven by seducing the girl next door. I know.. doesn't make sense to me, either.

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1968 B movie poster. Another rider on the tail of Hitchcock's Psycho. Meatball psychology gives us the story of a man with a split personality who falls in love with his other personality's girl. Madness (and hatchet murder) ensues. Psychedelic poster design.

1961 B movie poster. Biblical drama in which a Roman girl falls in love with a Christian slave and gets woke. Lots of fem dom, but no revolt. Also, when I read the blurb at the top of the poster, my brain keeps trying to make it rhyme.

1965 B movie poster. A man kills his lover's husband, and pleads insanity to avoid the death penalty. His ploy works a little too well. There's also a moral: Don't cheat on your shrink.

1971 B movie poster. A woman's revenge against a motorcycle gang. No angels appear.

1968 B movie poster. Psychological thriller set in a girls' school. Much screaming and running wildly in negligees.

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1958 B movie poster. There are a lot of cheezy sci-fi movies that evoke Satan in the title. Satan really isn't involved. This one is a moviefied version of the serial, Zombies of the Stratosphere. Mars wants to blow up the Earth. Yet another movie poster featuring Aliens infatuated with Earth women.

1957 B movie poster. Bank robbers hide their loot in the bayou, and things get dangerous for a local tour guide. A woman is force-written into the script for the sake of a good poster.

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1978 poster, with a heroic Sci-fi theme that has nothing to do with the movie. This is the Turkish rip-off version.

B movie poster for the 1967 Italian Western. A lawman and a gunslinger pursue a psycho killer train robber. Our heroes get kidnapped and tied up an awful lot.

B Movie Sci Fi poster, 1954. Space Aliens infiltrate the US atomic program, with the intent to destroy mankind... not with atomic bombs, but with giant spiders created by atomic bombs.

1962 B movie poster. Psychological thriller featuring a menaced amnesiac.

1957 B movie poster. The traditional mad scientist story, only set in the present, and the monster is a teenager. The results are as bad as usual.

B movie poster from 1952. Everything you could want in Jungle Adventure. Johnny Weissmuller. Nazis. Gratuitous quicksand. Random stock shots of animals of three different continents. "Native" culture pulled in patches from multiple sources, then boiled in fantasy. The jumbled image on the poster doesn't even start to cover the jumbled plot.

1962. When a brilliant surgeon's fiance is mangled in a car crash, he keeps her head alive on a cookie sheet while he goes to the strip clubs looking for a new body for her. Meanwhile, the head and a monster he keeps in his laboratory closet have surprisingly deep philosophical conversations.

1971 action adventure, with not much plot. Women in prison suffer abuse from a cruel warden. Of course it's tropical so clothing is minimal, and skin gleams with sweat. Trashy B movie poster.

1963 B movie poster. A Miami suburb, a mysterious Egyptian, human sacrifice, and catering. Featuring a Playboy model.

1962 B movie poster . Science fiction from Japan. A red hot magnetic planet is hurtling toward Earth! Will our stalwart scientists be able to move the Earth out of the way in time?