Critic Tapestries

On the Shermometer...

The Critic quote by Theodore Roosevelt

You don't have to be too harsh with yourself

Mysties unite! Show everyone your professional film critic chops however you want!

Will pay to critique any movie!

A quick design.

Critique not Critic

acrylic paint & collage elements on wood ©Jerry L. Kirk https://www.facebook.com/jerryklrkart

Some people listen to their hearts - Jay Sherman listens to his stomach. It stinks!

Theatre Critic

The University of Movie Critics

He disagrees with your assessment, and he looks down on you now. He will look at you over his glasses, sip his chai tea, and say nothing...... For now...

Ghost critic doesn't like ANYThing. All he ever says is "Boo!"

Unleash your style with our 'Chameleon Dynamite' tee! Featuring a cool chameleon holding its coat, this design exudes effortless charm. A nod to a cult classic, it's a fashion statement that's as adaptable as the chameleon itself.

Perfect gift for food tester !

Old School

GEORGE ORWELL, English novelist and essayist, journalist and critic - best known for 1984 and Animal Farm

Featured in: - Duos & Trios - Furry & Feathered Friends - In The Shadows

Serene breathes mindfully through different situations in life

Being a self critic is a good thing but you have to start somewhere

freedom forever

Food critic funny quote

Charles Dickens Portrait | charlles dickens artwork on wall art, tshirts, mugs, prints and canvases. Charles Dickens was an English writer and social critic. He created some of the world's best-known fictional characters and is regarded by many as the greatest novelist of the Victorian era

Master of the box, judge of all flops, bringer of laughter, dropper of socks. Box King, Flop Critic, Laughter Guru, Sock Ninja. Meet Your Purr-fect Motivator. This feline master of chaos brings joy and inspiration in equal measure. Unleash your inner mischief-maker and conquer your day, one sock-dropping laugh at a time.

Rudolf Nureyev Dancer Defector Quote: The only critic is a full house. Rudolf Nureyev was a ballet dancer who defected to the West from Soviet Russia.

Picky eaters, messy eaters. Here's a shirt dedicated to both

Charmed, I'm sure. Now let me destroy your gallery.

I was driving through the New Forest in our VW Campervan, and came across this line of donkeys at an art exhibition. Donkey Conga, Donkey Kong or Donkey queue?

Charles Dickens Portrait | charlles dickens artwork on wall art, tshirts, mugs, prints and canvases. Charles Dickens was an English writer and social critic. He created some of the world's best-known fictional characters and is regarded by many as the greatest novelist of the Victorian era

Man in the Arena It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who ne...

Believe nothing you hear, and only half what you see.

No one likes a critic, especially one so well known for their Boo! As seen in the NerdSloth twitch streams - the Ghost Critic.

The late great intellectual Christopher Hitchens.

Don the hat of a seasoned reviewer with our 'Unpaid Movie Critic - Vintage Cinema, Film, and Motion Picture Lover' design. This tribute to classic cinema is the perfect find for those who live and breathe movies, from the golden age blockbusters to today's indie gems. With a nostalgic touch and a nod to the unpaid punditry of devoted film buffs, this graphic is a great gift for cinephiles who savor every frame and storyline. Ideal for movie nights, film industry events, or just casual wear, it's a holiday essential for anyone who finds solace in the flickering lights of the silver screen.

Another great illustration from the renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Crazy Quotes Collection